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I honestly wouldn't want to ever be washed up on the shore unconscious on an island run by you lot.

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Scottish courtship documentary

Started by P3nT4gR4m, December 08, 2014, 08:33:11 PM

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

It's nice to know my family from Scotland isn't as outrageous as I had originally thought.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Junkenstein

#2
Just looks like a normal tuesday afternoon in Kilwinning.

ETA - Not joking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilwinning

QuoteIt is of note 37% of Kilwinning residents aged 16–74 have no formal qualifications. The national average is 33%

Let's just say that other 63% can be best described as "higher functioning". And remember that a driving license is a "Formal qualification". There's also a number of "formal qualifications" that are nigh on impossible to fail, in the sense that there isn't even a test. You pay money = you pass. It wouldn't surprise me to see various job-centre mandated courses also classed as "formal qualifications".

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

hooplala

Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 09:49:56 PM
Just looks like a normal tuesday afternoon in Kilwinning.

ETA - Not joking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilwinning

QuoteIt is of note 37% of Kilwinning residents aged 16–74 have no formal qualifications. The national average is 33%

Let's just say that other 63% can be best described as "higher functioning". And remember that a driving license is a "Formal qualification". There's also a number of "formal qualifications" that are nigh on impossible to fail, in the sense that there isn't even a test. You pay money = you pass. It wouldn't surprise me to see various job-centre mandated courses also classed as "formal qualifications".

I need to move there.  I will be a god.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on December 08, 2014, 10:01:48 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 09:49:56 PM
Just looks like a normal tuesday afternoon in Kilwinning.

ETA - Not joking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilwinning

QuoteIt is of note 37% of Kilwinning residents aged 16–74 have no formal qualifications. The national average is 33%

Let's just say that other 63% can be best described as "higher functioning". And remember that a driving license is a "Formal qualification". There's also a number of "formal qualifications" that are nigh on impossible to fail, in the sense that there isn't even a test. You pay money = you pass. It wouldn't surprise me to see various job-centre mandated courses also classed as "formal qualifications".

I need to move there.  I will be a god.

They'll shank you before you can say "malky".
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

It's Kilwinning. There's a reasonable chance they'll shank themselves.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.