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Stupidly easy chicken thing

Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, December 13, 2014, 05:54:37 PM

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Rococo Modem Basilisk

December 13, 2014, 05:54:37 PM
Ingredients:
- 1-2 lbs Chicken thighs (not deboned)
- 2-3 jars salsa

Instructions:
Put chicken in pressure cooker. Cover with salsa. Cook on high for 24 hours, or until bones melt. Feeds one person for 1-2 meals a day for a week.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
December 13, 2014, 06:09:55 PM
Something is very wrong here.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#2
December 13, 2014, 09:17:28 PM
This is like the Anarchist's Cookbook, but an actual cookbook.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
December 14, 2014, 11:46:31 PM
Fire extinguisher sold separately.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#4
December 15, 2014, 12:05:06 AM
I need to write recipes.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
December 15, 2014, 12:05:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 15, 2014, 12:05:06 AM
I need to write recipes.

I approve of this plan.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
December 15, 2014, 12:08:54 AM
Extremely Easy Teriyaki Pork Chops:

Ingredients:
- 2-3 lbs pork chops
- Bottle of teriyaki sauce

Instructions:
Coat pork chops with teriyaki sauce. Put in oven with broiler on high for 6-7 hours. Serve with rice.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#7
December 15, 2014, 12:10:16 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2014, 12:08:54 AM
Extremely Easy Teriyaki Pork Chops:

Ingredients:
- 2-3 lbs pork chops
- Bottle of teriyaki sauce

Instructions:
Coat pork chops with teriyaki sauce. Put in oven with broiler on high for 6-7 hours. Serve with rice.

It can't be that easy.  Shit would explode.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
December 15, 2014, 12:10:43 AM
Rice:

Ingredients:
- Rice

Place in skillet. Cook on medium heat stirring occasionally 72 hours or until house is burned to the ground.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#9
December 15, 2014, 12:11:26 AM
Elephant stew:

1.  Dice one elephant.
2.  Throw into pot with contents of one granary.
3.  Cook for one week or until the tusks fall off.

Serves 300.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
December 15, 2014, 12:11:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 15, 2014, 12:10:16 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2014, 12:08:54 AM
Extremely Easy Teriyaki Pork Chops:

Ingredients:
- 2-3 lbs pork chops
- Bottle of teriyaki sauce

Instructions:
Coat pork chops with teriyaki sauce. Put in oven with broiler on high for 6-7 hours. Serve with rice.

It can't be that easy.  Shit would explode.

No, you only get explosions with the pressure cooker recipes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#11
December 15, 2014, 12:11:41 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2014, 12:10:43 AM
Rice:

Ingredients:
- Rice

Place in skillet. Cook on medium heat stirring occasionally 72 hours or until house is burned to the ground.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
December 15, 2014, 12:11:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 15, 2014, 12:11:26 AM
Elephant stew:

1.  Dice one elephant.
2.  Throw into pot with contents of one granary.
3.  Cook for one week or until the tusks fall off.

Serves 300.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#13
December 15, 2014, 01:15:45 AM
Oh shit. I just realized I said 'pressure cooker' when I meant 'crock pot'.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
December 15, 2014, 01:32:22 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 15, 2014, 01:15:45 AM
Oh shit. I just realized I said 'pressure cooker' when I meant 'crock pot'.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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