Fun things to say to pagans, chaos magick assholes, etc.

[Doktor Howl]

Mind you, I'm not trying to make them better.  I'm trying to get them to push their head farther into the poop pile.  Because I hate them.  In any case:

1.  If you think about it, isn't an "incantation" just a phone number or IP address to another world that's just as real as this one?

2.  They call it "confirmation bias".  We call it a successful casting.

3.  Did you know that Jesus said ANYONE could do what he did?  Yep.  Luke 17:6 "And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you."  And what is faith but concentrated will?  Ergo, magick works.

4.  There's really only a handful of Gods.  They use different names for different occasions.  This is why there is no problem with mixing pantheons.

5.  You will notice that people work really hard and never get ahead.  In fact, the harder they work, the poorer they stay.  The ones who get ahead are quite obviously using supernatural assistance.

Feel free to add to this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  Oh I like this. I'll have to try to think of some.

[Hoopla!]

6. Tumblr is the best place to cast sigils into the macroverse.

[QueenThera]

7. Every weird writer you love has encoded messages into their writing. All of them. Even the ones who hate you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

7. Every weird writer you love has encoded messages into their writing. All of them. Even the ones who hate you.

I think you mean especially the ones who hate you.

[Doktor Howl]

"There are no coincidences."

"Everything happens for a reason."

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I forget who came up with it before but it was fucking brilliant.

Something about not wanting to increase the energy of the vibes because more energetic wavelengths cause cancer, so you want to lower the frequency of your vibrations.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I forget who came up with it before but it was fucking brilliant.

Something about not wanting to increase the energy of the vibes because more energetic wavelengths cause cancer, so you want to lower the frequency of your vibrations.

That's BRILLIANT.

Also maybe throw in something about how too many vibes keep your baby awake.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I forget who came up with it before but it was fucking brilliant.

Something about not wanting to increase the energy of the vibes because more energetic wavelengths cause cancer, so you want to lower the frequency of your vibrations.

That's BRILLIANT.

Also maybe throw in something about how too many vibes keep your baby awake.

I wish I could remember who it was. I want to say it was Net, Junkenstein, Demolition Squid or Paes. I can't even remember the thread it was in.

[THE QLIPHITISER]

Tell a Pagan that they're not a real Pagan.

Tell a Chaos Magician that they are dull version of yourself.





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Intriguing side note to "serious" (I know it's a paradox) Discordians here interested:

Chaos Magic is what you get when you do the following -

* Squish a bunch of magic traditions together (without considering the fundamental meanings of those said traditions)
* Try to deny the traditions it stole from
* Take chaos, without humor
* Remove the philosophical and transformational based aspects of the stolen traditions
* Take an entirely subjective path (not in a Discordian way though)


It's basically a blank, dull approach to magic 

It's founded on several ideas that mirror Discordianism but without the humor, it misses the point of both chaos and magic - which is ironic to say the least 

[Dildo Argentino]

I usually start out by declaring that while I don't know about others, I personally very certainly do not own a soul. The ensuing conversation is sometimes highly entertaining. A bit like pretending not to know who Zizek is. https://www.thehairpin.com/2016/07/the-best-time-i-pretended-i-hadnt-heard-of-slavoj-zizek/

[The Wizard Joseph]

Most of this and especially op is 

The auric field has three levels above the normal out of the box one. You just have to get up to 5D and you get hard light. At 10D you get a liquid crystal aura and a holy guardian angel for no extra cost! A large enough quartz in the home can cause this automatically!!