Author Topic: Thoughts on Scientology?  (Read 6158 times)

Doktor Howl

  • Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 33330
  • Horrible Bastard
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2015, 04:01:51 pm »
To Mr. Pennyworth:

 :lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.
"And you don't stop."
- Harry Daghlian

"A penny saved is a penny depreciated."
- Benjamin Franklin

Doktor Howl

  • Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 33330
  • Horrible Bastard
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2015, 04:02:19 pm »
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.
"And you don't stop."
- Harry Daghlian

"A penny saved is a penny depreciated."
- Benjamin Franklin

Doktor Howl

  • Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 33330
  • Horrible Bastard
    • View Profile
"And you don't stop."
- Harry Daghlian

"A penny saved is a penny depreciated."
- Benjamin Franklin

EK WAFFLR

  • A Fairy-Tale Princess Trapped in a Viking Manbear's Body
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 3621
  • Nordic Freakshow Armada of Sexhurt™
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2015, 04:35:35 pm »
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

  • Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 33330
  • Horrible Bastard
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2015, 04:39:01 pm »
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.

Don't you "now, now" me, you sexist pig.  All of you men are the same.
"And you don't stop."
- Harry Daghlian

"A penny saved is a penny depreciated."
- Benjamin Franklin

EK WAFFLR

  • A Fairy-Tale Princess Trapped in a Viking Manbear's Body
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 3621
  • Nordic Freakshow Armada of Sexhurt™
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2015, 04:39:40 pm »
Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

  • Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 33330
  • Horrible Bastard
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2015, 04:47:46 pm »
Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME

Check your Belgian privilege.
"And you don't stop."
- Harry Daghlian

"A penny saved is a penny depreciated."
- Benjamin Franklin

EK WAFFLR

  • A Fairy-Tale Princess Trapped in a Viking Manbear's Body
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 3621
  • Nordic Freakshow Armada of Sexhurt™
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

  • Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 33330
  • Horrible Bastard
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.
"And you don't stop."
- Harry Daghlian

"A penny saved is a penny depreciated."
- Benjamin Franklin

EK WAFFLR

  • A Fairy-Tale Princess Trapped in a Viking Manbear's Body
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 3621
  • Nordic Freakshow Armada of Sexhurt™
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2015, 04:56:59 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

  • Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 33330
  • Horrible Bastard
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2015, 05:00:46 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?

I'd leave it where it is, or you're likely to do yourself an injury.
"And you don't stop."
- Harry Daghlian

"A penny saved is a penny depreciated."
- Benjamin Franklin

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

  • v=1/3πr2h
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 77637
  • The sky tastes like red exuberance.
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2015, 05:11:37 pm »
To Mr. Pennyworth:

 :lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.

YES BUT THERE ARE REASONS!  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

  • v=1/3πr2h
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 77637
  • The sky tastes like red exuberance.
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2015, 05:12:36 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Thread redeemed.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


Q. G. Pennyworth

  • Slimy Thing Who
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 5910
  • QUEEN BITCH OF FLYERS
    • View Profile
Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2015, 06:55:06 pm »
I will say beating my head against the brick wall of Scientology did force me to re-evaluate my flaky pagan ways, as I had been super into consensus reality shit and here I was making fun of these guys for their ridiculous consensus reality shit that obviously wasn't working. These days I try to reserve my lying to myself for things where the lies can actually change things (see: "you are the scariest thing in this room").