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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2015, 04:01:51 pm »
To Mr. Pennyworth:

 :lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2015, 04:02:19 pm »
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2015, 04:35:35 pm »
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2015, 04:39:01 pm »
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.

Don't you "now, now" me, you sexist pig.  All of you men are the same.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2015, 04:39:40 pm »
Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2015, 04:47:46 pm »
Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME

Check your Belgian privilege.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2015, 04:56:59 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2015, 05:00:46 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?

I'd leave it where it is, or you're likely to do yourself an injury.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2015, 05:11:37 pm »
To Mr. Pennyworth:

 :lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.

YES BUT THERE ARE REASONS!  :lulz:
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2015, 05:12:36 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Thread redeemed.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2015, 06:55:06 pm »
I will say beating my head against the brick wall of Scientology did force me to re-evaluate my flaky pagan ways, as I had been super into consensus reality shit and here I was making fun of these guys for their ridiculous consensus reality shit that obviously wasn't working. These days I try to reserve my lying to myself for things where the lies can actually change things (see: "you are the scariest thing in this room").
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