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We have our first official miracle! Halelujah! Hallelujah! Hail Eris! Hail Eris!

Started by Corbeau, January 18, 2015, 09:19:30 AM

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Corbeau

January 18, 2015, 09:19:30 AM

Charlie Hebdo staff find light relief with pigeon droppings on François Hollande

I propose the formation of the Order of the Holy Pigeon. Also, where in the holy books can I find the proper procedure for starting the canonisation process?
For I Have Tasted The Fungus

hooplala

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January 18, 2015, 08:04:06 PM
You think of someone you want to canonize, then you canonize them.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Chelagoras The Boulder

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January 18, 2015, 09:00:22 PM
The trick is finding the proper cannon
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Corbeau

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January 19, 2015, 07:02:02 AM
Hm, thinking about this. Would it do?

For I Have Tasted The Fungus

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 19, 2015, 07:16:09 AM
I would imagine so.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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