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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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We have our first official miracle! Halelujah! Hallelujah! Hail Eris! Hail Eris!

Started by Corbeau, January 18, 2015, 09:19:30 AM

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Corbeau

January 18, 2015, 09:19:30 AM

Charlie Hebdo staff find light relief with pigeon droppings on François Hollande

I propose the formation of the Order of the Holy Pigeon. Also, where in the holy books can I find the proper procedure for starting the canonisation process?
For I Have Tasted The Fungus

hooplala

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January 18, 2015, 08:04:06 PM
You think of someone you want to canonize, then you canonize them.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Chelagoras The Boulder

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January 18, 2015, 09:00:22 PM
The trick is finding the proper cannon
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Corbeau

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January 19, 2015, 07:02:02 AM
Hm, thinking about this. Would it do?

For I Have Tasted The Fungus

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 19, 2015, 07:16:09 AM
I would imagine so.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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