OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Next week, I go on what will probably be the last Science Gestapo trip, as I will probably be leaving for another company in a few weeks.

I will of course tell the tale here, under the 21C Man series.

Congratulations (?)

It's one of those times when you congratulate the pilot of a fighter for managing to eject in one piece.

"Congratulations for making the best of a bad situtuation."

Jenn, on the other hand, is thrilled.  I won't be out of town 8-10 days a month.

More time with the family!

Jen is like the opposite of me. I would love to remarry, but ideally it would be to someone who is gone a lot.

[Bruno]

tl;dr:

Have you considered a career in the lucrative field of "Making Shit Up About Muslims"?  It's a huge market, with great potential for growth.  All you need is to be utterly shameless, and the rest will follow.

They invented Al-Gebra, and the number 0. Do you know what happens when you divide by 0? Shit EXPLODES! Countless Americans die every year because of dividing by 0! CONSPIRACY!

Also, funny story, the Mechatronics program at the vocational school has apparently gotten pretty tight with my old department at the University. The liaison between the two schools is a member of the local mosque's board and planning committee. MOAR CONSPIRACY!

[Ben Shapiro]

Next week, I go on what will probably be the last Science Gestapo trip, as I will probably be leaving for another company in a few weeks.

I will of course tell the tale here, under the 21C Man series.

Congratulations (?)

It's one of those times when you congratulate the pilot of a fighter for managing to eject in one piece.

"Congratulations for making the best of a bad situtuation."

Jenn, on the other hand, is thrilled.  I won't be out of town 8-10 days a month.

Sweet, that means more buttsex.

[Doktor Howl]

Next week, I go on what will probably be the last Science Gestapo trip, as I will probably be leaving for another company in a few weeks.

I will of course tell the tale here, under the 21C Man series.

Congratulations (?)

It's one of those times when you congratulate the pilot of a fighter for managing to eject in one piece.

"Congratulations for making the best of a bad situtuation."

Jenn, on the other hand, is thrilled.  I won't be out of town 8-10 days a month.

Sweet, that means more buttsex.

You're so Goddamn romantic, Bearman.   

[Doktor Howl]

So, if I do the live reading, in the style of Cram's Work Safe Porn?

You know, where he MS Paints stuff over the porn to make it look like the bukake guys are playing poker, etc?

Makes the rapey stuff something else entirely.

[Bruno]

Went to church with my folks last night.

Was talking with one of the other members about random shit.

He brings up ISIS and the fact that he is worried about them.

Says he mentioned in a meeting with the other men of the congregation that he thinks it would be a good idea to lock the doors during services in case they attack.

This is a small church in rural Tennessee.

I don't even.

[Doktor Howl]

Went to church with my folks last night.

Was talking with one of the other members about random shit.

He brings up ISIS and the fact that he is worried about them.

Says he mentioned in a meeting with the other men of the congregation that he thinks it would be a good idea to lock the doors during services in case they attack.

This is a small church in rural Tennessee.

I don't even.

If it's Murfreesbro, they might consider it, given how actively they've shat on local Muslims for the last decade and a half.

[Bruno]

Went to church with my folks last night.

Was talking with one of the other members about random shit.

He brings up ISIS and the fact that he is worried about them.

Says he mentioned in a meeting with the other men of the congregation that he thinks it would be a good idea to lock the doors during services in case they attack.

This is a small church in rural Tennessee.

I don't even.

If it's Murfreesbro, they might consider it, given how actively they've shat on local Muslims for the last decade and a half.

Nope, not Murfreesboro, McMinnville. One of Murfreesboro's less enlightened neighbors, and the town where I grew up. It's worse than Murfreesboro. Most places in Tennessee are.

[Doktor Howl]

Went to church with my folks last night.

Was talking with one of the other members about random shit.

He brings up ISIS and the fact that he is worried about them.

Says he mentioned in a meeting with the other men of the congregation that he thinks it would be a good idea to lock the doors during services in case they attack.

This is a small church in rural Tennessee.

I don't even.

If it's Murfreesbro, they might consider it, given how actively they've shat on local Muslims for the last decade and a half.

Nope, not Murfreesboro, McMinnville. One of Murfreesboro's less enlightened neighbors, and the town where I grew up. It's worse than Murfreesboro. Most places in Tennessee are.

BTW, except for Nashville, all of TN is rural.  Even if it's not.

[Doktor Howl]

Failed 21C Man post removed.

[Eater of Clowns]

Failed 21C Man post removed.

I didn't notice a new one. What makes you say it failed?

[Doktor Howl]

Failed 21C Man post removed.

I didn't notice a new one. What makes you say it failed?

20 views, no responses, but that's just Achilles, yanno...In Tents sulking.

I just wasn't thrilled with it.  I suppose I can put it back up.  My judgment isn't to be trusted right now.

[Doktor Howl]

Done.

[Eater of Clowns]

Done.

Glad you saved it, I think it's a good one.

I hope you're able to ride this one out. It sounds nasty.

[Doktor Howl]

Done.

Glad you saved it, I think it's a good one.

I hope you're able to ride this one out. It sounds nasty.

The flukes aren't so bad.  It's the incredible insomnia that's tearing my shit up.  The drugs are useless.