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It Was Going Bad Anyway
« on: February 17, 2015, 05:15:03 pm »
Avocado Dip

1 Avocado that is threatening to go bad
1 large handful of mixed kale and arugula salad threatening to go bad
3 sprouts of green onion from the onions that got too enthusiastic waiting to be used
no jalapenos, those actually went bad
Spices (this incarnation used the spicy adobo we have for just such emergencies)

Toss it in a food processor, consume with pita chips. Regret immediately not leaving half of the avocado out of the processor to hand smash for better chunkiness. Regret later the amount of green onion.

Thoughts for next time: actually put in some damn tomato, less spices.
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Re: It Was Going Bad Anyway
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2015, 09:59:58 pm »
 :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”