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Now that Nigel is in Some Godforsaken Hellhole...

Started by Doktor Howl, March 19, 2015, 08:14:12 PM

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Doktor Howl

March 19, 2015, 08:14:12 PM
I can finally get this shit off my chest.

You haven't seen Tom Selleck since you met Nigel.  Nigel has a medicine bag full of squirrels.  No, the OTHER kind of squirrels.  I shudder to think how she keeps them fed.  There hasn't been a single police shooting in Portland since she left.  Not one.  And the cops don't look like they've just been shocked a few times with a car battery.  It stopped raining.  Religious whackjobs find themselves without an audience.  Politicians are doing what's best for their consitituents.  Lemmings have stopped running off of cliffs.  LMNO was seen smiling.  There haven't been any unusual noises coming out of the cemetery.  The East coast has started to thaw.  Orphans have stopped devouring the elderly in Mesa.

COME BACK, NIGEL!  IT'S ALL FALLING APART!
Molon Lube

LMNO

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March 19, 2015, 08:47:17 PM
My face hurts.

Eater of Clowns

#2
March 19, 2015, 09:16:52 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#3
March 19, 2015, 09:50:38 PM
Something's wrong with my butt.

Reginald Ret

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March 19, 2015, 10:38:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 19, 2015, 09:50:38 PM
Something's wrong with my butt.
Nurture it and it will grow.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Eater of Clowns

#5
March 19, 2015, 10:55:43 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Ben Shapiro

#6
March 20, 2015, 02:05:15 PM
My ass is bleeding!

Vanadium Gryllz

#7
March 20, 2015, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: Metal Bear on March 20, 2015, 02:05:15 PM
My ass is bleeding!

Consult your nearest medical professional.
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

Don Coyote

#8
March 20, 2015, 02:32:14 PM
Quote from: Metal Bear on March 20, 2015, 02:05:15 PM
My ass is bleeding!

Use it to nurture your replacement ass.

Doktor Howl

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April 20, 2015, 06:35:54 PM
Ah, things are back to normal.
Molon Lube
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