Stonehenge was constructed in 1953 in fact in an effort to cover up an minor imbalance in the earth's distribution of mass which if investigated would have revealed that the moon is a hologram.
Think about it.
Yes we accidentally broke the original stonehenge while restoring it, Jesus get off our backs the one we put in looks practically the same.
And yes we accidentally blew up the moon. Jesus get off our back it was barely used by a dozen or so people anyway.
Illuminati™ Spokesperson,
Faust

I KNEW YOU GUYZ WERE USING A FALSE MOON!!
Look, Ivan, the chances of you being right about the henge approach nil.
Radiocarbon dating is a fine and effective science, but is not suitable to certain situations and the shroud is in such a situation. It's not a forgery, may not be THE LORD, but is a genuine anomaly.
Come sit at the table and feed yourself something good for your brain. Seems to me that you're on a steady diet of paranoia and CT.
This can make you sick, trust me.