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Toxicofragmentation
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:24:48 am »
Hello friends! Many of you are tormented by difficult memories and bad luck in your private life. This post contains a how-to guide of a tested sisterly technology aimed to fight memories and personal life.



So, to get the result you will need a small non-ventiled room, nail lacquer (desirably of several colours) and a dissolvent (a market name is delacquer).

Take your seat and start lacquering nails, with defragmenting your memory. Put the lacquer slowly and with full concentration, draw patterns, use different colours.

If your memories don't go away, then immediately start to dissolve, without waiting until the lacquer starts to crystallize. Thoroughly wipe your nails with dissolvent and then switch to the lacquer again.

For complete disruption of neural nets it takes 2 or 3 repetitions of lacquer-dissolvend. To destroy anything personal, perform these sessions with the radio or TV turned on.



If the memories still don't go away, then put a big plastic bag over your head when putting the lacquer.

And if you are a male and feel ashamed, use a transparent lacquer to destroy your memory.

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Re: Toxicofragmentation
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2015, 10:28:49 am »
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This is genius!

I have tried and can't even remember what it was i wanted to not remember!

Who am I? Why are the walls melting? Oooh pretty dancing oily waves!

Please oh master, tell me more!
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Re: Toxicofragmentation
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2015, 03:14:01 pm »
Hello friends! Many of you are tormented by difficult memories and bad luck in your private life.

No, I have "Bob".  The Luck Plane is mine to control.

:bob:
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Toxicofragmentation
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2015, 03:27:23 am »
I tried this, but then I woke up in an arroyo with a male prostitute stuck to my fingernails.

The good news is, I don't remember a thing. If only Jesus would stop his caterwauling about  how I have to marry him now because of what I did to him, I would be at peace with the world.
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Re: Toxicofragmentation
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2015, 03:46:16 am »
I tried this, but then I woke up in an arroyo with a male prostitute stuck to my fingernails.


I remember that.  We wrote a song about it.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Toxicofragmentation
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2015, 03:49:54 am »
I tried this, but then I woke up in an arroyo with a male prostitute stuck to my fingernails.


I remember that.  We wrote a song about it.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Toxicofragmentation
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2015, 03:57:14 am »
I tried this, but then I woke up in an arroyo with a male prostitute stuck to my fingernails.


I remember that.  We wrote a song about it.

 :lol:

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Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.