The story of the grave diggers Hu-s-band

[BigBunsfortheRichOnes]

I am new to this forum, and wasn't sure what I should do. So here is a poem I wrote.



The story of the grave diggers Hu-s-band


Shadows cast across broad spectrums of clothed
Echo's bouncing off of temporal hollow mask beings
Ones barely existing in fear of light
ERISTATING MASTURBATING

MASTERED BY BUA
AUTHORITY HATE HATE HATE

Reach in and out of eternal insanity
Carry on with no fear
Fear is the water that freezes in the cracks

ALL HAIL ERIS

ALL HAIL HU-MAN
MASTURBATION EJACULATION

CREATION!!!?!
??????!?!??!!
All is how it was and how it will be
In time we will find that all is...   ?!?!???!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was remarkably shitty.

I can respect that, as my hobby is writing bad poetry and I understand what a challenge it can be to write poetry that is worse than mediocre.

[Doktor Howl]

I am new to this forum, and wasn't sure what I should do. So here is a poem I wrote.



The story of the grave diggers Hu-s-band


Shadows cast across broad spectrums of clothed
Echo's bouncing off of temporal hollow mask beings
Ones barely existing in fear of light
ERISTATING MASTURBATING

MASTERED BY BUA
AUTHORITY HATE HATE HATE

Reach in and out of eternal insanity
Carry on with no fear
Fear is the water that freezes in the cracks

ALL HAIL ERIS

ALL HAIL HU-MAN
MASTURBATION EJACULATION

CREATION!!!?!
??????!?!??!!
All is how it was and how it will be
In time we will find that all is...   ?!?!???!

What the fuck was that?  You've been reading Robert Anton Wilson, haven't you?  Yes, yes, you fucking have.

[Doktor Howl]

That was remarkably shitty.

I can respect that, as my hobby is writing bad poetry and I understand what a challenge it can be to write poetry that is worse than mediocre.

Where is Kitty Parsons, now that we finally need her?

Oh, yeah.  Being hounded by an amorous Scotsman.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was remarkably shitty.

I can respect that, as my hobby is writing bad poetry and I understand what a challenge it can be to write poetry that is worse than mediocre.

Where is Kitty Parsons, now that we finally need her?

Oh, yeah.  Being hounded by an amorous Scotsman.

She's running in terror for her life, as would any reasonable person given the circumstances.

[Standstill]

Jesus this guy is really grasping at the bottom rung to tell you the truth.

Am I right fellas?

[Reginald Ret]

Jesus this guy is really grasping at the bottom rung to tell you the truth.

Am I right fellas?

THIS IS DUKE LETO ATREIDES.
WE HAVE DETECTED TROLL-SIGN IN YOUR VICINITY.
EVACUATE THE HARVESTER NOW!
SCREW THE SPICE, WE CAN ALWAYS GET MORE!

[axod]

Jesus this guy is really grasping at the bottom rung to tell you the truth.

Am I right fellas?

THIS IS DUKE LETO ATREIDES.
WE HAVE DETECTED TROLL-SIGN IN YOUR VICINITY.
EVACUATE THE HARVESTER NOW!
SCREW THE SPICE, WE CAN ALWAYS GET MORE!

SURVIVAL'S THE ABILITY TO SWIM STRANGE WATER.
ARRAKIS TEACHES THE ATTITUDE OF THE KNIFE
LAMINAR LIKE OUR PASSAGE TO COMPLETENESS
WHAT YOU RESIST, FOR THIS YOU WILL BE KNOWN
ECOLOGY IS THE STUDY OF CONSEQUENCES
TRAGEDY IS PEOPLE FALLING INTO A HERO'S HANDS