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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Five word horror

Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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axod

#285
May 05, 2016, 08:33:20 AM
It'll work its way out.
just this

Abbot Mythos

#286
May 10, 2016, 02:15:11 PM
The karaoke of the damned.

Meunster

#287
May 15, 2016, 06:18:15 PM
That isn't a French tickler.
Poe's law ;)

Q. G. Pennyworth

#288
May 15, 2016, 07:09:06 PM
Uncontrollably hemorrhaging brain lubricant.

(four words, don't care)

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#289
May 16, 2016, 02:57:55 AM
Like tapeworms, but in penises.
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Abbot Mythos

#290
May 16, 2016, 03:54:25 PM
I hear those voices again.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#291
May 27, 2016, 06:24:41 AM
It flitted out the urethra.
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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#292
May 27, 2016, 06:26:41 AM
Viciously, it bit her cervix.
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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#293
May 27, 2016, 06:29:49 AM
Alarmed, he withdrew, coming everywhere.
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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#294
May 27, 2016, 06:32:20 AM
It wriggled inside her bellybutton.
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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#295
May 27, 2016, 06:44:46 AM
She convulsed, screaming, profoundly orgasming.
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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#296
May 27, 2016, 06:45:16 AM
He vomited into her vagina.
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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#297
May 27, 2016, 06:54:32 AM
Still had to pay child-support.
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minuspace

#298
May 27, 2016, 09:21:15 AM
All those memories are dreams.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#299
May 27, 2016, 12:56:10 PM
Net, it's five word horror, not porn.
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