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Five word horror
« on: April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 pm »
Inspired by this.

Here's a few to start off with:

The anesthesia didn't quite work.
Strange shapes blackened the sky.
Yesterday the shadow grew again.
Below, rows of sharp teeth.


I am not “full of hate” as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2015, 06:11:05 pm »
They don't remember the difference.
It is inside the house.
The walls keep changing color.
There wasn't time to scream.

And of course, the classic.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2015, 06:21:20 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2015, 06:54:03 pm »
She had too many teeth.
That night, I wasn't alone.
A voice said, you die.
He infected me with maggots.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2015, 07:23:44 pm »
The scab came off again.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2015, 11:29:48 pm »
And then, they were Nigeled.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2015, 03:06:52 am »
Didn't I lock this door?
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2015, 07:25:56 am »
She said, I got this.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2015, 08:45:54 am »
Time slowed to a stop.

There shouldn't be visitors tonight.

Sudden realisation: we are lost.

Sudden realisation: all is lost.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2015, 09:55:32 am »
Describe Discordianism in one sentence.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2015, 12:38:07 pm »
Only striped snakes are poisonous.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2015, 02:39:53 pm »
They know, they don't care.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2015, 03:44:48 pm »
We thought they were dead.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2015, 04:28:33 pm »
But they were dead, yesterday...


I am not “full of hate” as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2015, 07:04:56 pm »
I can't feel my legs.
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