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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Reginald Ret

#30
April 08, 2015, 01:07:21 PM
Pool is on the Roof.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Reginald Ret

#31
April 08, 2015, 01:14:41 PM
Airlock broke, screaming.

No sound.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Reginald Ret

#32
April 08, 2015, 01:19:57 PM
A five word horror story for the SJW niche market:

"It is just a suffix."
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

EK WAFFLR

#33
April 08, 2015, 02:11:13 PM
The sun didn't rise today.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

#34
April 08, 2015, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: The Waffling on April 08, 2015, 02:11:13 PM
The sun didn't rise today.

Norway lost its sun license.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#35
April 08, 2015, 03:10:14 PM
And then, Tucson got jealous...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
April 08, 2015, 05:46:11 PM
It had been an eye.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#37
April 08, 2015, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2015, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: The Waffling on April 08, 2015, 02:11:13 PM
The sun didn't rise today.

Norway lost its sun license.

In other news, Tuscons spreads.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

#38
April 08, 2015, 07:26:05 PM
That came outta my butt.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#39
April 08, 2015, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2015, 07:26:05 PM
That came outta my butt.

Howl's heading to the bathroom.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
April 08, 2015, 07:59:53 PM
Portland is clean and nice.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#41
April 08, 2015, 08:01:50 PM
No one sees colour here.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

axod

#42
April 08, 2015, 09:07:00 PM
I know you'll appreciate this.

Just had this crazy idea.

just this

Doktor Howl

#43
April 08, 2015, 09:09:09 PM
This won't hurt a bit
Molon Lube

axod

#44
April 08, 2015, 09:15:00 PM
Could it be possible that
just this
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