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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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The Wizard Joseph

#435
February 22, 2017, 01:05:21 AM
Juggalos stole a time machine.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Abbot Mythos

#436
February 23, 2017, 02:12:00 AM
The priest's danger is science.


(The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation from Nietzche's The Antichrist, Sect. 49.)

Abbot Mythos

#437
February 28, 2017, 10:24:14 PM
The buck stops somewhere else.

Slipper

#438
March 01, 2017, 10:55:22 PM
The cereal had sat awhile.

Abbot Mythos

#439
March 02, 2017, 11:03:38 PM
Religion — an antonym for truth.

Abbot Mythos

#440
March 07, 2017, 05:22:15 PM
You'll never get out alive.

Abbot Mythos

#441
March 09, 2017, 03:37:44 PM
Faith wills ignorance of truth.

(The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation from Nietzche's The Antichrist, Sect. 52.)

Ziegejunge

#442
March 09, 2017, 07:37:00 PM
Unrecognizable face seen in mirror.

tyrannosaurus vex

#443
March 10, 2017, 02:28:09 AM
Be right, or be fulfilled.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Abbot Mythos

#444
March 14, 2017, 11:28:25 AM
Trumpcare – "An apple a day ..."

Abbot Mythos

#445
March 16, 2017, 07:17:21 PM
"Post-truth is pre-fascism."

   (The above is a quotation from Professor Timothy D. Snyder, Yale University.)

The Wizard Joseph

#446
March 16, 2017, 10:55:48 PM
To EVERYTHING there's a season.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Salty

#447
March 19, 2017, 04:12:09 AM
The period that never came.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Abbot Mythos

#448
March 21, 2017, 04:05:08 PM
Earmarked: USS Donald J. Trump

Abbot Mythos

#449
March 23, 2017, 01:54:58 AM
Let them eat aircraft carriers.
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