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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Doktor Howl

#150
May 19, 2015, 05:35:06 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 19, 2015, 12:08:01 PM

We all become monsters eventually.

I was only following orders.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

#151
May 19, 2015, 06:06:04 PM
We thought we were right.

Dubya

#152
May 19, 2015, 07:37:37 PM
Use medication only as prescribed.

Wait, that wasn't cotton candy.

My God, what've I done?

The screaming was inexplicably muffled.

Its the only ethical choice

Hold my beer a minute
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

LMNO

#153
May 19, 2015, 07:54:49 PM
With us, or against us.

Dubya

#154
May 19, 2015, 09:04:28 PM
The policeman is your friend
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#155
May 19, 2015, 09:29:06 PM
Quote from: Dubya on May 19, 2015, 09:04:28 PM
The policeman is your friend
The policeman in your head!


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Dubya

#156
May 19, 2015, 09:40:34 PM
What horribly mutilated corpses, Officer?
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#157
May 20, 2015, 12:02:57 AM
We own all your ideas
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Doktor Howl

#158
May 20, 2015, 02:04:44 AM
It was just America happening.
Molon Lube

Dubya

#159
May 20, 2015, 04:05:56 AM
Possible side effects include anal seepage
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#160
May 20, 2015, 12:16:59 PM
Quote from: Dubya on May 20, 2015, 04:05:56 AM
Possible side effects include anal seepage

SIX WORDS. DISQUALIFIED.

Demolition Squid

#161
May 20, 2015, 12:38:31 PM
"Possible side effects include ... seepage."
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

LMNO

#162
May 20, 2015, 01:20:50 PM
Quote from: Dubya on May 20, 2015, 04:05:56 AM
Possible side effects: anal seepage

Dubya

#163
May 20, 2015, 01:34:29 PM
 :lulz:
Woops. Was supposed to be side-effects
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Dubya

#164
May 20, 2015, 03:25:33 PM
I'll only be a minute
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."
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