OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Very nice.

Also an object lesson: threats work.  I now have a meeting.

Truth be told, I don't really care about the room.  It would be nice to have, but I can live without it.  But the fact they're so dead set on not letting me have it, and not telling me why means I am going to use it to yank their chain all summer long.

Plus I'm interested in seeing exactly how many concessions I can wring out of them so they can protect whatever it is they want to protect.  Lower rent, a guarantee of no neighbour, agreements not to enter the flat without 24 notice...lets see just how badly they want to keep this room free.  Because the alternative is a slam dunk discrimination and fraud suit (they're currently claiming they do not need to give me said room because it is not specified in my contract.  The same contract that completely lies about my job description and duties).

Now I'm curious about why the fuck they won't just give you the room.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I finished writing the outline for my presentation, and my professor finally posted three papers that I am supposed to have summarized by tomorrow.

Good times!

Meanwhile, I managed to weed a dozen or so dresses out of my closet, and purchased six more for this spring and summer.

Yep.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

[Doktor Howl]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

My problem right now is that my shoulders and upper back have increased fairly dramatically in size, while my gut has shrunk.

So a 2XL shirt rides way up, and a 3XL looks like I'm wearing a tent.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

My problem right now is that my shoulders and upper back have increased fairly dramatically in size, while my gut has shrunk.

So a 2XL shirt rides way up, and a 3XL looks like I'm wearing a tent.

Do Big and Tall stores have shirts that are cut for guys who are big but not fat?

[Doktor Howl]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

My problem right now is that my shoulders and upper back have increased fairly dramatically in size, while my gut has shrunk.

So a 2XL shirt rides way up, and a 3XL looks like I'm wearing a tent.

Do Big and Tall stores have shirts that are cut for guys who are big but not fat?

I haven't seen a big & tall store in 10 years.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

My problem right now is that my shoulders and upper back have increased fairly dramatically in size, while my gut has shrunk.

So a 2XL shirt rides way up, and a 3XL looks like I'm wearing a tent.

Do Big and Tall stores have shirts that are cut for guys who are big but not fat?

I haven't seen a big & tall store in 10 years.

That means I just referenced a thing of the past, with complete oblivion for the fact that it has vanished from the face of the earth. I am pretty sure that's one of the ten major landmarks of "you're fucking old, lady".   

[Doktor Howl]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

My problem right now is that my shoulders and upper back have increased fairly dramatically in size, while my gut has shrunk.

So a 2XL shirt rides way up, and a 3XL looks like I'm wearing a tent.

Do Big and Tall stores have shirts that are cut for guys who are big but not fat?

I haven't seen a big & tall store in 10 years.

That means I just referenced a thing of the past, with complete oblivion for the fact that it has vanished from the face of the earth. I am pretty sure that's one of the ten major landmarks of "you're fucking old, lady".   

I was talking about 8 tracks the other day.  Keelin looked at me like I was talking Greek.

[POFP]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

My problem right now is that my shoulders and upper back have increased fairly dramatically in size, while my gut has shrunk.

So a 2XL shirt rides way up, and a 3XL looks like I'm wearing a tent.

Do Big and Tall stores have shirts that are cut for guys who are big but not fat?

I haven't seen a big & tall store in 10 years.

That means I just referenced a thing of the past, with complete oblivion for the fact that it has vanished from the face of the earth. I am pretty sure that's one of the ten major landmarks of "you're fucking old, lady".   

I'm actually quite sure it might just be a matter of location, and much less a matter of modernization. I see Big and Tall stores all over the place where I'm at.

But, then again, I do live where everyone is stuck in the past...

[EK WAFFLR]

If big and tall is anything like similar stores in Norway, they don't have anything for big but not fat. Most huge people I know have to get their clothes tailor made. Or wear tank tops and sweats all day.
I'm about to have to throw away all my jeans because my thighs are getting too big, and my jean jackets have become increasingly tight around the chest.

[Dubya]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

My problem right now is that my shoulders and upper back have increased fairly dramatically in size, while my gut has shrunk

So a 2XL shirt rides way up, and a 3XL looks like I'm wearing a tent.

Do Big and Tall stores have shirts that are cut for guys who are big but not fat?

I haven't seen a big & tall store in 10 years.

You need a 2XLT then. Order a couple  online from  walmart and have em shipped to your local store.

[hooplala]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

My problem right now is that my shoulders and upper back have increased fairly dramatically in size, while my gut has shrunk.

So a 2XL shirt rides way up, and a 3XL looks like I'm wearing a tent.

Do Big and Tall stores have shirts that are cut for guys who are big but not fat?

I haven't seen a big & tall store in 10 years.

That means I just referenced a thing of the past, with complete oblivion for the fact that it has vanished from the face of the earth. I am pretty sure that's one of the ten major landmarks of "you're fucking old, lady".   

We have a store for short guys in Toronto, which always makes me giggle. It shouldn't, since I'm on the short side of average height, but it does anyway. I'm a dick.

[POFP]

I can't  believe I used to be a size five. Some of these dresses are teeny.

My problem right now is that my shoulders and upper back have increased fairly dramatically in size, while my gut has shrunk.

So a 2XL shirt rides way up, and a 3XL looks like I'm wearing a tent.

Do Big and Tall stores have shirts that are cut for guys who are big but not fat?

I haven't seen a big & tall store in 10 years.

That means I just referenced a thing of the past, with complete oblivion for the fact that it has vanished from the face of the earth. I am pretty sure that's one of the ten major landmarks of "you're fucking old, lady".   

We have a store for short guys in Toronto, which always makes me giggle. It shouldn't, since I'm on the short side of average height, but it does anyway. I'm a dick.

No fucking way 

[Doktor Howl]

"To get the skill set you're bringing, we expected to hire two people.  This will be reflected in the offer we make."



(The interview went VERY well.)

[LMNO]

HOT DAMN!