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I suppose I have overcome my shame at my behavior in May.  So I should finish Dirtbags.

This weekend.  Maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow evening.  My arms are really to blown out from the gym to type two pages.
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Ever notice that in Sleeping Beauty and Snow White, the prince is making out with some drugged chick?

Is that wrong, or what?


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Took my car into a mechanic to see about getting my AC fixed on Monday. Paid $100 for an estimate to learn that it would be $200 more to fix. Decided against it. Tuesday my battery light comes on on the freeway. Tonight my battery light comes on on the freeway and everything else turns off...including my car. That was...harrowing. Should be an interesting return trip to that mechanic.

I've had that happen. Multiple times. Turned out it was the alternator belt every time.

Alternator,  FTW!

YEY

A cheap fix, at least? I hope?

Nope. The whole alternator. I'm suddenly in want of a Johnny Rotten "Hah HaHa...Ever get the feeling you've been swindled?" emote.

Oh, that is fucking lame. That's like a $100 + labor (cheap because it's on top of the engine) part on my car, guessing it's a lot more on yours.

Came to 300. The drag is I could have done it myself if I had the tools and the space. One of the few repairs I actually know how to do.
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Gotta say it's good to be back. I "broke the chain" couple of months ago and it felt right to leave it that way for a bit. Been well focused on the FB group I've been adminning and have managed to keep the bullshit to a minimum through screening accounts that want to join for signs of being a sock account and not hesitating to ban for violating FB nudity policies or dropping slurs. It's been quite enjoyable overall and it's nice having friends from it. Particularly some of my fellow admins.
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Gotta say it's good to be back. I "broke the chain" couple of months ago and it felt right to leave it that way for a bit. Been well focused on the FB group I've been adminning and have managed to keep the bullshit to a minimum through screening accounts that want to join for signs of being a sock account and not hesitating to ban for violating FB nudity policies or dropping slurs. It's been quite enjoyable overall and it's nice having friends from it. Particularly some of my fellow admins.

Is this a Disco group? I have been re-joining groups here and there, mostly testing the waters to see whether the bullshit has died down.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Didn't make it into the internship. :( They had us writing code for a week in a classroom with our fellow candidates.

But that's okay, that was some fierce competition and I made some friends. I'm just going to make them regret passing me over by writing some killer code and getting hired on at another company.

I need a montage.
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Gotta say it's good to be back. I "broke the chain" couple of months ago and it felt right to leave it that way for a bit. Been well focused on the FB group I've been adminning and have managed to keep the bullshit to a minimum through screening accounts that want to join for signs of being a sock account and not hesitating to ban for violating FB nudity policies or dropping slurs. It's been quite enjoyable overall and it's nice having friends from it. Particularly some of my fellow admins.

Is this a Disco group? I have been re-joining groups here and there, mostly testing the waters to see whether the bullshit has died down.

Yes, Discordian Society 2015.

In removing the "The" we hope to produce a superior vintage free from fools trying to be in the fictitious "The Discordian Society" or so I assert. The amount of "disco" is minimal, but some fine examples of doing it right have been posted. I hope to keep my hand in at least through 2015.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
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Discrodina Scieoty 2150 - for a better tomorrow.

 :lol:

I'd considered opening a sock account that was me from 2032 trying to warn us of various disasters and often be like "shit, that's right. You're not going to know about darksnipping until 2026." "We have to stop the deepdream! Too many Goatse variants spoiled the emergent AI!!"
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

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3 months so far working this desk job. I hate it mostly for the lack of being active. I come home too tired, and too lazy to do something at home. Looking into a warehouse job I could care less about making $1/hr less. The fact I get to walk around for 8hrs/day feels great versus being a fat fuck at working on the phone.
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Wasabi mayonnaise?  What is this wonderful sorcery?

Terrible demon-craft you mean? That poor wasabi....

 :lol:

No, that actually sounds like it probably the best thing that could happen to mayonnaise. And I can't say I never eat it, it just has to be in a manner that I don't realize I am eating it. It does sound intriguing though. Certainly better than the sadness that is baconnaise.

It adds something that mayonnaise was missing.

Taste.

Haha, that would definitely be an improvement and I could see that working well. If I ever cross paths with this wasabi mayo, I may have to give it a try
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Wasn't there an Ingress thread around here somewhere? Bastard game has eaten my life  :argh!:
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Wasn't there an Ingress thread around here somewhere? Bastard game has eaten my life  :argh!:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34989.285
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I am growing increasingly pissed off with my dumbass bosses, but that's the new normal, really.

Other news: Games Workshop are recruiting for two fiction writers to join their in-house team. I'mma go for it. You never know, I might get it, and then I'd get to write about SPESS MAHRENS all day instead of ... whatever the fuck it is I'm supposed to be doing for a living, I've forgotten.
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