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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Billiam Poster, May 12, 2015, 01:34:45 AM

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Billiam Poster

Joseph K.: I don't pretend to be a martyr, no.
Hastler: Not even a victim of society?
Joseph K.: I am a member of society.
Hastler: Do you think you can persuade the court that you're not responsible by reason of lunacy?
Joseph K.: I think that's what the court wants me to believe. Yes, that's the conspiracy: to persuade us all that the whole world is crazy, formless, meaningless, absurd. That's the dirty game. So I've lost my case. What of it? You, you're losing too. It's all lost, lost. So what? Does that sentence the entire universe to lunacy?

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Bruno

Dear Mr or Ms. Poster:

Having read your posts, it appears that you may be having some difficulty forming complete thoughts. Have you considered cramming together several incomplete thoughts, and making them rhyme, or possibly arrange them in the form of a haiku? It probably won't help, but it might at least give somewhat of an appearance that you put some effort into it.

Hope this helps,

E. Howard
Formerly something else...

LMNO

Basement, sock-huffing
spamming's so outlandish
I'm an individual, just like everyone else.

Doktor Howl

OP is banned, for what it's worth.
Molon Lube

Bruno

There once was a poster named Billiam.
Outlandishly trite was his idiom.
Terence Mckenna
was on his agenda.
He'll prolly come back as a Brazilian
Formerly something else...

axod

There once was a difference, lone,
To none 'cept itself ever prone.
Lacking distinction,
Becoming prediction:
Before parting, now's never postponed.
just this