UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.

[Rev Thwack]

But what would it take to get you to applaud "his" hair?

[Dubya]

"He" is the hair. The rest of "him" is a poorly made prosthetic.

[Rev Thwack]

And you don't think that a toupee deserves a chance to be president? Fucking sentientist.

[Dubya]

Hey, some of my best friends are inanimate. 

I was pointing this out to illustrate the difficulties that that brave hairpiece has had to overcome.

[Rev Thwack]

That "brave" hairpiece? Yea, like it's so difficult to be a 1% toupee... The shampoos, the helicopter rides, the salt spray in the hair on the yacht rides... Such a hard life.

[Dubya]