Author Topic: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread. (Read 8578 times)

Rev Thwack · « **Reply #105 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:50:27 am »

But what would it take to get you to applaud "his" hair?

Dubya · « **Reply #106 on:** June 18, 2015, 05:46:10 pm »

"He" is the hair. The rest of "him" is a poorly made prosthetic.

Rev Thwack · « **Reply #107 on:** June 18, 2015, 06:56:20 pm »

And you don't think that a toupee deserves a chance to be president? Fucking sentientist.

Dubya · « **Reply #108 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:56:29 pm »

Hey, some of my best friends are inanimate.

I was pointing this out to illustrate the difficulties that that brave hairpiece has had to overcome.

Rev Thwack · « **Reply #109 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:43:07 am »

That "brave" hairpiece? Yea, like it's so difficult to be a 1% toupee... The shampoos, the helicopter rides, the salt spray in the hair on the yacht rides... Such a hard life.

Dubya · « **Reply #110 on:** June 19, 2015, 03:26:48 am »

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