So I Got A Blender

[Dubya]

Unfortunately, I have no booze ATM.

Fortunately, I have other stuff.

Fat Bastard Shake

Fill blender with ice cream.
-for this round, my weapon of choice was Breyers Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Pulse blender until 3/4 full.
Add 1 cup peanut butter.
Fill blender with milk.
Blend until drinkable.
Get large glass.
Fill in quarters, topping each quarter with chocolate sauce.
Enjoy.
Collapse into lactose/diabetic coma.
Wake up.
Repeat. Possibly add whipped cream next time.

[Rev Thwack]

Why does this seem both more tasty and more harmful than blender booze?

[Dubya]

It is. It is horribly, wonderfully bad for you. The sort of thimg you can gain 10 lbs from just by looking at it.

Luckily for me, its prohibitively expensive to make these often.

[Freeky]

If you're interested (and I'm posting it now anyway), I have this recipe for lassi (which is a yogurt shake from India) that I bastardized:

Greek yogurt (I like honey flavor)
sugar
milk
orange juice
flavoring such as vanilla

Dump the entire tub in.  It's like 1/2 a pound.
1/4 cup juice
some milk
at least a cup of sugar
teaspoon or less of vanilla or whatever
pulse until smooth

DRANK

[Dubya]

I'll have to try it. Generally, Im prejudiced against yogurt, but this sounds interesting.