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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #135 on: June 26, 2015, 11:15:27 pm »
The legend of ECH notwithstanding, I'm considering being a cook in Norway now.

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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #136 on: June 27, 2015, 03:24:12 am »
working as a cook/chef sounds so horribly horrible in us, you have my condolences. if moving to norway ever becomes a topic we need cooks/chefs in oslo and if you know one who can start next wednesday on the outdoor grill, all prep is done in the morning, service from 12 to 18/20ish depending on crowd/weather and get paid for 12 to 20 every day anyhow please send him my way

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e ok fry cook was something else in my mind hi nevermind me

e2 ok actually tried to get a job flipping burgers when i was like 24 or something and desperate and both mcdonalds and burger king said i was too old and later on someone told me they dont hire anyone but management over 20 so i guess thats how you do it here

In a lot of ways, working in general is terrible here.
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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #137 on: July 09, 2015, 09:12:17 pm »
yeah, the murrican chefs fresh off the boat are the most adorable things


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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #138 on: July 10, 2015, 04:59:26 pm »
yeah, the murrican chefs fresh off the boat are the most adorable things


they stories they tell sometimes sounds like you've not abolished slavery

In many ways it just got rebranded.
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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #139 on: July 10, 2015, 05:21:13 pm »
yeah, the murrican chefs fresh off the boat are the most adorable things


they stories they tell sometimes sounds like you've not abolished slavery

In many ways it just got rebranded.

That gave me a chill.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #140 on: July 10, 2015, 10:14:12 pm »
I know quite a few cooks here, and it is gruelling work. Long hours, irregular schedules, and horrible bosses. The mandatory weekends tends to cut into your social life as well, especially if you have friends with regular jobs.

On the other hand it is a career that you can put some creativity in and hard work is very much rewarded, so personal fulfillment is practically guaranteed.
On top of that it pays very well and you get to play with knifes and fire.
Your food expenses drop precipitously as well and that is not something to dismiss out of hand. For example: Food is about 1/4 of my monthly expenses, and I make about 20% more than minimum wage. (To be honest, I could spend less on food if I wanted to.)
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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #141 on: July 11, 2015, 01:07:46 pm »
yeah, the murrican chefs fresh off the boat are the most adorable things


they stories they tell sometimes sounds like you've not abolished slavery

In many ways it just got rebranded.

That gave me a chill.

QG, I'm sure there's big words here if mangled a bit. "You've not abolished slavery, you just rebranded it"?

Not sure on that but there's something there for sure.
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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #142 on: July 12, 2015, 04:13:58 pm »
yeah, the murrican chefs fresh off the boat are the most adorable things


they stories they tell sometimes sounds like you've not abolished slavery

In many ways it just got rebranded.

That gave me a chill.

QG, I'm sure there's big words here if mangled a bit. "You've not abolished slavery, you just rebranded it"?

Not sure on that but there's something there for sure.

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It Just Got Rebranded"

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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #143 on: July 12, 2015, 04:17:40 pm »
Yeah, slap a McDonalds and coke logo on that and you're done.
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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #144 on: July 12, 2015, 06:40:59 pm »
I would replace "died" with "ended".
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #145 on: July 12, 2015, 08:11:09 pm »
Yeah, slap a McDonalds and coke logo on that and you're done.

McDonalds. Then you can tack on their I'm loving it slogan. Or maybe Walmarts always slogan.
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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #146 on: July 12, 2015, 11:29:45 pm »
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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #147 on: July 14, 2015, 02:09:29 pm »
The classic example being Henry Ford, who paid his line workers something like double the going rate. Why? So they could afford to buy a car.
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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #148 on: July 14, 2015, 02:15:51 pm »
Henry Ford

Obviously more proof that the minimum wage is Nazism and Jew-hating.

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Re: So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?
« Reply #149 on: July 14, 2015, 02:19:29 pm »
as if more proof was needed  :lulz:
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