Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I've been away from this thread for a few days and currently can't be arsed to backread. Would anyone care to summarize the past few pages for me?

Preferably in the form of Mad Libs?

People who arent secure enough in their own beliefs to honestly engage with other beliefs. So they pretend theyre too good to do so while gettiing really butthurt.

I was mostly just engaging with you to see what shook out... and it was all very informative! The most entertaining part was watching you get snapped at by Nihil even as he apparently came in to back your ass up.

So do you believe that race war is a holy war as Nihil does?

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

I've been away from this thread for a few days and currently can't be arsed to backread. Would anyone care to summarize the past few pages for me?

Preferably in the form of Mad Libs?

People who arent secure enough in their own beliefs to honestly engage with other beliefs. So they pretend theyre too good to do so while gettiing really butthurt.

I was mostly just engaging with you to see what shook out... and it was all very informative! The most entertaining part was watching you get snapped at by Nihil even as he apparently came in to back your ass up.

So do you believe that race war is a holy war as Nihil does?

What is this great revelation about me you have discovered? The fact that Nihil shitposted in the same thread? What?

[Pergamos]

Its weird you assume I think you should vote for Trump. Right now there is Jill Stein, who all of you hate for some reason because shes "anti-science" as opposed to Clinton who thinks that fracking backlash is a Russian conspiracy. Even if she didnt win, since Clinton is going to lose anyways her getting a big enough portion of the vote would help build the foundation for a campaign next election.

I agree that the Green Party has more good points than the Democrats and Republicans combined. They also don't have a snowball's chance in Hell (and I don't mean Cocytus either) of getting elected. Of the viable candidates, Hillary is best.

And they're not anti-science, they're anti-technology; they've got some kind of problem with genetic engineering. If they merely hated Monsanto I could totally get behind that, but no, they just hate genetic engineering in general.

There was a time when Donald Trump was not a viable candidate. But thats cool. Have fun accepting defeat while at the same time wondering aloud why you are losing.

This is why Trump must be defeated. If the Republicans can be pushed out long enough eventually it will open up a power vacuum that some other party can step into. Hell, even the libertatians would be an improvement over the GOP, at least they're ok with decriminalising pot

The GOP is not even close to irrelevant, they are almost certainly going to control the majority in the house and possibly the senate, as they currently do, after the election.  To make them irrelevant we need to focus on local races, just like they did in building their fortress.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This election season started in incoherent rambling (Ben Carson), continued in incoherent rambling ("the cyber") and so it's only fitting it ends in incoherent rambling ("mazel tov cocktails").

Mazel Tov cocktails! It's like something a child would say.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've been away from this thread for a few days and currently can't be arsed to backread. Would anyone care to summarize the past few pages for me?

Preferably in the form of Mad Libs?

no one has any kind if problem with you or ur persecution complex were just tired f reading u repeat old fuckin news waiting for us to praise u for ur pearls of wisdom. go jerk off to ayn rand or something and at least write some weird fanfic porn instead of this dribble

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

I've been away from this thread for a few days and currently can't be arsed to backread. Would anyone care to summarize the past few pages for me?

Preferably in the form of Mad Libs?

no one has any kind if problem with you or ur persecution complex were just tired f reading u repeat old fuckin news waiting for us to praise u for ur pearls of wisdom. go jerk off to ayn rand or something and at least write some weird fanfic porn instead of this dribble

Again, for someone who has too many degrees or something to read this thread you sure do post in it a lot.

[MithridatesXXIII]

What is your prediction for the electoral college RP?

[Salty]

What is your prediction for the electoral college RP?

I assume it will be:
I am apologise unconditionally

[Ziegejunge]

Happy Erection Election Day!

And many thanks to Alty for the inspiration to create a photo-based Mad Libs-esque story game. I'm gonna play around with that idea and probably end up ruining my anniversary celebration with it!


In the meantime, vote vote votey vote vote'n vote...

[The Wizard Joseph]

I've been away from this thread for a few days and currently can't be arsed to backread. Would anyone care to summarize the past few pages for me?

Preferably in the form of Mad Libs?

People who arent secure enough in their own beliefs to honestly engage with other beliefs. So they pretend theyre too good to do so while gettiing really butthurt.

I was mostly just engaging with you to see what shook out... and it was all very informative! The most entertaining part was watching you get snapped at by Nihil even as he apparently came in to back your ass up.

So do you believe that race war is a holy war as Nihil does?

What is this great revelation about me you have discovered? The fact that Nihil shitposted in the same thread? What?

Nothing great. Nothing actually about you per se really. Just a good spot to start digging into the "Alt-right" mentality and find the Nazis.

So again do you think that race war is holy war? Are you maybe more like willing to spill some more randomly chosen "normie" blood for Kuk? How far will you go for your "eco fascism"?

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

anybody know what the results are so far?

[MithridatesXXIII]

I was really hoping RP would give me numbers. Perhaps he's busy safeguarding our democracy by monitoring the polls...

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW AND YOU MAY DIE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

anybody know what the results are so far?

No.  Nobody knows.  But WOLF FUCKING BLITZER WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

SHUT UP, WOLF BLITZER.

[Bu🤠ns]

anybody know what the results are so far?

No.  Nobody knows.  But WOLF FUCKING BLITZER WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

SHUT UP, WOLF BLITZER.

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