OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars

[trippinprincezz13]

So.  My dad has skin cancer.

His prognosis is excellent, but still.

Ugh, really sorry to hear that. Glad it's one that's fairly easily treated, but as has been said, it certainly doesn't make it any more comforting. Hope it clears up quick

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Got a call at 6:30 this morning from my bosses's boss, demanding I come up with a solution for people walking into my flat.

Yes, this was after a full night shift, after disturbed sleep.

I was then simultaneously told that this is simply the cost of communal living (despite me living at three boarding houses before this without this sort of issue, and it not happening to anyone else, ever) and that if I don't like it I should just move out.

I may have hung up on him.

Is the solution filing trespassing charges?

[trippinprincezz13]

Got a call at 6:30 this morning from my bosses's boss, demanding I come up with a solution for people walking into my flat.

Yes, this was after a full night shift, after disturbed sleep.

I was then simultaneously told that this is simply the cost of communal living (despite me living at three boarding houses before this without this sort of issue, and it not happening to anyone else, ever) and that if I don't like it I should just move out.

I may have hung up on him.

Electrified doorknob and bear trap inside the door. And that's what happens when you ask stupid questions.

But on a serious note, that's infuriating enough on it's own, never mind with all the other BS you're dealing with. A hang-up is the nicest reaction he could have gotten.

[Cain]

Got a call at 6:30 this morning from my bosses's boss, demanding I come up with a solution for people walking into my flat.

Yes, this was after a full night shift, after disturbed sleep.

I was then simultaneously told that this is simply the cost of communal living (despite me living at three boarding houses before this without this sort of issue, and it not happening to anyone else, ever) and that if I don't like it I should just move out.

I may have hung up on him.

Is the solution filing trespassing charges?

It's certainly part of it, yes.

I gave them a solution, 4 months ago.  They rejected that solution, lied to me as to the reason why, and took it upon themselves to find a resolution back then (then did nothing).

But, when it's convenient, it's suddenly my responsibility again.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Got a call at 6:30 this morning from my bosses's boss, demanding I come up with a solution for people walking into my flat.

Yes, this was after a full night shift, after disturbed sleep.

I was then simultaneously told that this is simply the cost of communal living (despite me living at three boarding houses before this without this sort of issue, and it not happening to anyone else, ever) and that if I don't like it I should just move out.

I may have hung up on him.

Is the solution filing trespassing charges?

It's certainly part of it, yes.

I gave them a solution, 4 months ago.  They rejected that solution, lied to me as to the reason why, and took it upon themselves to find a resolution back then (then did nothing).

But, when it's convenient, it's suddenly my responsibility again.

I am so hoping this entire exchange exists in emails.

[Cain]

Almost all of it.  Final part was in a phone call, but someone else was in the room with me when I took it, and I immediately wrote a log for it after the call.

[Meunster]

The campus slut has fallen in love with me.
I'm asexual.  This will be interesting. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The campus slut has fallen in love with me.
I'm asexual.  This will be interesting.

You're a fucking asshole.  Seriously.  Die.  Or shut up.  Something.

[Meunster]

The campus slut has fallen in love with me.
I'm asexual.  This will be interesting.

You're a fucking asshole.  Seriously.  Die.  Or shut up.  Something.

Fine, I'll go kill myself tomorrow,  jeez, some people.

[The Wizard Joseph]

The campus slut has fallen in love with me.
I'm asexual.  This will be interesting.

You're a fucking asshole.  Seriously.  Die.  Or shut up.  Something.

Fine, I'll go kill myself tomorrow,  jeez, some people.

Yeah. Best to fast for 24 hrs. That or wear a diaper. No sense leaving a preventable mess on your way out the door.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The campus slut has fallen in love with me.
I'm asexual.  This will be interesting.

What a coincidence, the campus slut has fallen in love with me too!

Oh wait, I'm the campus slut.

Hmmmm

Yep, I'm fucking awesome.

[Cain]

Nigel x Muenster x Nigel slashfic plz.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel x Muenster x Nigel slashfic plz.

I'm gonna get in touch with Chuck Tingle about the screenplay.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Nigel x Muenster x Nigel slashfic plz.

I KNOW there's a Swiss cheese joke in there somewhere, and a bunch of sequel potential.

[Cainad (dec.)]

The campus slut has fallen in love with me.
I'm asexual.  This will be interesting.

What a coincidence, the campus slut has fallen in love with me too!

Oh wait, I'm the campus slut.

Hmmmm

Yep, I'm fucking awesome.