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East Coast Hustle

#1080
October 14, 2015, 06:34:43 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 14, 2015, 12:53:32 AM
Holy fuck, like i know people at fast food jobs are retarded

Maybe you're depressed because some part of you realizes what a complete asshole you are.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#1081
October 14, 2015, 01:19:29 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 14, 2015, 06:34:43 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 14, 2015, 12:53:32 AM
Holy fuck, like i know people at fast food jobs are retarded

Maybe you're depressed because some part of you realizes what a complete asshole you are.

You cold, mang.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1082
October 14, 2015, 03:12:19 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 14, 2015, 06:34:43 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 14, 2015, 12:53:32 AM
Holy fuck, like i know people at fast food jobs are retarded

Maybe you're depressed because some part of you realizes what a complete asshole you are.

I love you, ECH.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1083
October 14, 2015, 03:16:42 PM
Quote from: Meunster on October 14, 2015, 05:45:49 AM
Being one in seven billion. With a pretty unique view on the world is kinda bullshit.

Hard to find people to relate to, and all.

Like, I think I'll do the math some time.

Oh, I see; you have a case of Special Snowflake Syndrome.

My recommendation is to move to a progressive city and go to college, because you'll realize fairly quickly that you aren't that unique after all.

Cons: no longer being able to bathe in the smug assurance that you are special.

Pros: not feeling isolated.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1084
October 14, 2015, 03:18:43 PM
I do feel like I need to issue the disclaimer that I'm not suggesting that because college selects against dumb people. College is full of idiots. But it also selects for smart people, so your odds are much better.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Meunster

#1085
October 14, 2015, 06:16:11 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2015, 03:16:42 PM
Quote from: Meunster on October 14, 2015, 05:45:49 AM
Being one in seven billion. With a pretty unique view on the world is kinda bullshit.

Hard to find people to relate to, and all.

Like, I think I'll do the math some time.

Oh, I see; you have a case of Special Snowflake Syndrome.

My recommendation is to move to a progressive city and go to college, because you'll realize fairly quickly that you aren't that unique after all.

Cons: no longer being able to bathe in the smug assurance that you are special.

Pros: not feeling isolated.

That's not special snowflake syndrome. What I'm talking about is how everyones life is like a giant puzzle. And I really enjoy people who have similar peices to me.
Poe's law ;)

The Good Reverend Roger

#1086
October 14, 2015, 07:05:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 14, 2015, 01:19:29 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 14, 2015, 06:34:43 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 14, 2015, 12:53:32 AM
Holy fuck, like i know people at fast food jobs are retarded

Maybe you're depressed because some part of you realizes what a complete asshole you are.

You cold, mang.

Sometimes, cold is what it takes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Meunster

#1087
October 14, 2015, 10:15:57 PM
You guys give med advice right?
Ive got a sore on my inner lip and it's hella painful, and my throat as a tingly pain when I swallow. I rince with mouth wash and it goes away for 6 or so hours. Any idea what this could be?

I googled it but webmd just gave me shit like general anxiety,  teething, or herpes. 
Poe's law ;)

The Good Reverend Roger

#1088
October 15, 2015, 12:27:03 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 14, 2015, 10:15:57 PM
You guys give med advice right?
.

No.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1089
October 15, 2015, 12:29:31 AM
Sounds like lupus

Chelagoras The Boulder

#1090
October 15, 2015, 12:50:08 AM
its never lupus.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Chelagoras The Boulder

#1091
October 15, 2015, 12:51:04 AM
obviously its hysteria. Fire up the steam powered dildo and we'll have those humors back in balance before you know it!
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

LMNO

#1092
October 15, 2015, 03:55:43 AM
I recommend leeches.

East Coast Hustle

#1093
October 15, 2015, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 14, 2015, 10:15:57 PM
You guys give med advice right?
Ive got a sore on my inner lip and it's hella painful, and my throat as a tingly pain when I swallow. I rince with mouth wash and it goes away for 6 or so hours. Any idea what this could be?

I googled it but webmd just gave me shit like general anxiety,  teething, or herpes. 

My guess is someone at your local Burger King didn't think too highly of your opinion of fast food workers and put some herpes in your Whopper.

Ok, maybe that's not my guess but it's certainly my hope.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Faust

#1094
October 15, 2015, 07:45:52 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 14, 2015, 10:15:57 PM
You guys give med advice right?
Ive got a sore on my inner lip and it's hella painful, and my throat as a tingly pain when I swallow. I rince with mouth wash and it goes away for 6 or so hours. Any idea what this could be?

I googled it but webmd just gave me shit like general anxiety,  teething, or herpes.

Rinse with warm salt water for a day or two (no mouthwash) and get more sleep.
Sleepless nights at the chateau
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