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[LMNO]

And yet...

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Smells like acorns.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

[Don Coyote]

Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

[Meunster]

Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

I never said we should meet. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Here's the thing, Muenster:  Nobody is going to seriously engage in a conversation with someone who will go from "reasonable" to "sarcastically trying to humiliate you" three times a day with no warning.

I don't know if you're trying to be edgy or if there's something wrong with you.  I don't care.  You aren't fun to talk to, because of it.

[Meunster]

Here's the thing, Muenster:  Nobody is going to seriously engage in a conversation with someone who will go from "reasonable" to "sarcastically trying to humiliate you" three times a day with no warning.

I don't know if you're trying to be edgy or if there's something wrong with you.  I don't care.  You aren't fun to talk to, because of it.

Probably just I've learned to chat in a way that doesn't mesh with yours.

But I just a humble mind, and the more of your conversations I feed on the more I will become what I eat. And in under a month I will blend in and be a pleasant human being.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here's the thing, Muenster:  Nobody is going to seriously engage in a conversation with someone who will go from "reasonable" to "sarcastically trying to humiliate you" three times a day with no warning.

I don't know if you're trying to be edgy or if there's something wrong with you.  I don't care.  You aren't fun to talk to, because of it.

Probably just I've learned to chat in a way that doesn't mesh with yours.

But I just a humble mind, and the more of your conversations I feed on the more I will become what I eat. And in under a month I will blend in and be a pleasant human being.

Bullshit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Probably just I've learned to chat in a way that doesn't mesh with yours.

Fair enough.  You were a 4Chan monkey, so I can see that.  Doesn't change anything.

But I just a humble mind, and the more of your conversations I feed on the more I will become what I eat. And in under a month I will blend in and be a pleasant human being.

Not likely.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

I never said we should meet.

That's irrelevant. The point is, we aren't interacting in person so it doesn't fucking matter what you're like in person. At all. The only thing that's relevant here is how you interact here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

I never said we should meet.

That's irrelevant. The point is, we aren't interacting in person so it doesn't fucking matter what you're like in person. At all. The only thing that's relevant here is how you interact here.

He knows this.  To him, though, this is getting attention.  Even if it's the wrong kind of attention.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Though I will say that I have met many people irl who I initially liked online, and now we are friends. Including the man with whom I share a bed. So, not being socially repugnant online does have irl ramifications.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

I never said we should meet.

That's irrelevant. The point is, we aren't interacting in person so it doesn't fucking matter what you're like in person. At all. The only thing that's relevant here is how you interact here.

He knows this.  To him, though, this is getting attention.  Even if it's the wrong kind of attention.

Eh. From what I gather, he's only maybe 19. So there's hope for him, once he stops being so afraid of having his ego bruised if he lets down the internet twit persona and is a genuine person for longer than a drunk minute.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Though I will say that I have met many people irl who I initially liked online, and now we are friends. Including the man with whom I share a bed. So, not being socially repugnant online does have irl ramifications.

* Q. G. Pennyworth starts being nicer to Nigel

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Though I will say that I have met many people irl who I initially liked online, and now we are friends. Including the man with whom I share a bed. So, not being socially repugnant online does have irl ramifications.

* Q. G. Pennyworth starts being nicer to Nigel

  That won't change things much because I already think you're awesome.