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The Wizard Joseph:
Just posted this one in Discordian Society 2015 FB group. Might as well more stably mirror here. I'll add more by and by as those darn FOIA requests come due. Hope all yalls enjoy!


The Wizard Joseph's Golden Apple Potion

Elements of the Operation:
1 Ltr of sour mix
1 Lb of fine clover honey
1 bottle of The Knot 100 proof Irish whiskey
1-5  1 Oz bottles or measured shots of Fireball cinnamon whiskey
Large supply of Manzanita Sol apple soda or other, more authentic, Mexican apple soda equivalent to a 12 pack
1 empty 2 Litr bottle.

Step 1:
In large sauce pan heat sour mix and honey, stirring constantly, until honey is fully  dissolved, DO NOT boil. Allow to cool until no longer steaming by removing from heat and continuing to stir. Pour cooled mixture into 2 Liter bottle and add The Knot and then add Fireball to taste, none is fine. Fireball makes it stronger of alcoholic content and flavor, but cinnamon whiskey is not for everyone. Contents of bottle should be vigorously shaken for aeration proir to serving if you don't have a shaker for step 2

Step 2:
Add solid ice cubes and liquor mix to shaker glass, about 2 oz per serving.
Add about 3-4 oz apple soda per serving, cap and shake vigorously for about 8 seconds while holding cap down firmly.

Set down shaker on table and ease pressure off the cap, cap should pop off gently and readily or you used too much or too little soda respectively.

Pour into Collins glass over hollowed bar ice or solid cubes, NOT crushed ice.

Recipe serves appx 24-30 people. At full "5x cin strength" each is about a shot or beer and a half by alcoholic content, but the honey seems to speed alcohol uptake. Best to savor, but should not rough the stomach if you desire a bender unless you are sensitive to cinnamon.

Makes for a happy, giggly drunk and honey taste lingers on lips.

You're welcome!  ;)

LMNO:
We do not have the same palate for cocktails, obviously.

The Wizard Joseph:

--- Quote from: LMNO on October 03, 2015, 04:42:23 am ---We do not have the same palate for cocktails, obviously.

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All testers have so far approved. A few folks have asked me to make it for their parties or in one case a gaming convention. This is the first time I've made the recipe public.


I like it fine, but I personally prefer to just drink a few oz of The Knot with a tiny bit of ice or a solid cube. 3 or 4 in a couple hours usually has me good for the night.  :)

So what IS your flavor then LMNO?

LMNO:
Four ounces of Rye. One ounce of Italian Rossi vermouth. Bitters. Ice.

The Wizard Joseph:

--- Quote from: LMNO on October 03, 2015, 02:27:20 pm ---Four ounces of Rye. One ounce of Italian Rossi vermouth. Bitters. Ice.

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Have to try it sometime! Sounds like a hammer to the head, and I like a strong drink!

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