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DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ
Eater of Clowns:
--- Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on October 09, 2015, 05:39:52 pm ---1) Eater of Clowns
2) some cash
3) package store
4) Drink the Budweiser Clamato Chelada. Drink it, you fucking worm.
Also, THE CAINAD SPECIAL:
1) Johnny Walker Black label
2) Glass
This has less to do with my palette and more to do with not bothering to maintain a properly stocked booze supply.
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Results may vary.
I maintain that drinking it while hanging out with Alty at a lake in Alaska while a bald eagle flew overhead was the most American thing that has ever happened to me.
LMNO:
--- Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 02:14:36 am ---And, of course, any iteration of the michelada.
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I had a great one the other day... lime juice, Worcestershire Sauce, hot sauce, splash of tequila, beer. It was more like a cocktail.
Though the recipe that uses tomato juice is pretty good.
The Wizard Joseph:
--- Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2015, 05:52:47 pm ---
--- Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on October 09, 2015, 05:39:52 pm ---1) Eater of Clowns
2) some cash
3) package store
4) Drink the Budweiser Clamato Chelada. Drink it, you fucking worm.
Also, THE CAINAD SPECIAL:
1) Johnny Walker Black label
2) Glass
This has less to do with my palette and more to do with not bothering to maintain a properly stocked booze supply.
--- End quote ---
Results may vary.
I maintain that drinking it while hanging out with Alty at a lake in Alaska while a bald eagle flew overhead was the most American thing that has ever happened to me.
--- End quote ---
:dream:
Except that I would rather bring the kind of violence that gets you a private room for life than drink clamato ANYTHING.
LMNO:
The Budweiser Clamato Chelada abomination was from a Discordian Meatup a few years ago. About a dozen or so of them met in CT and stayed the weekend in a house. Amazingly, everyone survived.
There's a thread somewhere that tells the tale.
The Wizard Joseph:
I'm fond of the golden apple theme. This one's not really all that special and WILL probably make you puke if you try to binge on them. It's simple and a delightful desert or refreshment.
The Golden Boiler Bomb
Take 1 large glass (pint or larger, schooner preferably) of hard apple cider, I prefer Strongbow, and fill reserving the last 2 inches or so from the lip. Fill slowly pouring onto inner side of glass at a gentle angle to preserve as much carbonation in the liquid as possible. Agitate bottle of Goldschlager to aerate and distribute gold flakes. Pour Goldschlager into GLASS shotglass. Hold shotglass about 3 inches above center of the cider and drop in. The glass dropping mixes the brew and also releases carbonation that floats the gold flakes to the top of the beverage. It's pretty, refreshing, and tastes like apple pie.
--- Quote from: LMNO on October 09, 2015, 07:31:33 pm ---The Budweiser Clamato Chelada abomination was from a Discordian Meatup a few years ago. About a dozen or so of them met in CT and stayed the weekend in a house. Amazingly, everyone survived.
There's a thread somewhere that tells the tale.
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Wow! Freedom of speech and assembly are awesome, but I wonder how the founders would have felt had they known the ultimate consequences and been made to drink that. Glad nobody died.
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