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Pumpkin Whatevers
« on: October 20, 2015, 06:56:03 pm »
1 large can easy pumpkin pie filling
2 eggs
2 cups cinnamon life cereal
Some flour (maybe 1 cup)
Some baking powder (around 1 tsp)
Allspice

Crush cereal. Check to see if cereal adequately covers the bottom of your rectangular casserole dish. It does, yay! Consider mixing cereal with butter like you planned in the first place. Decide you are a lazy asshole instead. Mix canned pumpkin and eggs. This is too much pumpkin. Add flour. Get baking powder. Consider getting a measuring spoon like a sane person. This is too much work. Carefully sprinkle baking powder in the bowl. Mix vigorously. Fuck, there are still clumps of flour. Mix more. Eventually give up. Pour pumpkin mix into casserole dish over crumbled cereal. Sprinkle allspice on top. Cook at 350 or so until done.



It's still in the oven. I'll give you guys the verdict later.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2015, 09:40:46 pm »
Directions unclear.  Can would not mix with eggs.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2015, 10:38:50 pm »
Directions unclear.  Can would not mix with eggs.

Insufficient force in mixing.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2015, 10:39:51 pm »
Verdict is in: acceptable when topped with whipped dairy product.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2015, 12:45:17 am »
Pumpkin spice is starting to make me feel insane.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2015, 12:56:50 am »
Pumpkin spice is starting to make me feel insane.

I had salty pumpkin spice tortilla chips from Trader Joes that were just terrible.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2015, 01:02:06 am »
Like, they're not even sweet and salty. It's just like someone sprinkled some pumpkin pie spice on salted tortilla chips.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2015, 01:23:44 am »
That's not okay.  :sad:
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2015, 04:20:33 am »
Pumpkin spice is starting to make me feel insane.

I had salty pumpkin spice tortilla chips from Trader Joes that were just terrible.

Root cause of failure detected.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2015, 04:23:14 am »
Pumpkin spice is starting to make me feel insane.

I had salty pumpkin spice tortilla chips from Trader Joes that were just terrible.

Root cause of failure detected.

I actually like Trader Joe's for a lot of stuff, but I wish they would stick to making actual food products and not seasonal abominations.

Also, fun fact: Trader Joe's parking lots are designed by Satan.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2015, 04:27:20 am »
Pumpkin spice is starting to make me feel insane.

I had salty pumpkin spice tortilla chips from Trader Joes that were just terrible.

Root cause of failure detected.

I actually like Trader Joe's for a lot of stuff, but I wish they would stick to making actual food products and not seasonal abominations.

Also, fun fact: Trader Joe's parking lots are designed by Satan.

The new outlet mall by our house - and this is how much I love my wife, I went to a fucking outlet mall - has pod-style parking with very narrow roadways and single point access to each pod.  Which they placed directly adjacent to the crosswalks from the mall proper.

It was amazing.  It was worse than Trader Joes.  I shit you not.  10 minutes to get in, 15 minutes to get out.
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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2015, 03:21:07 pm »
Pumpkin spice is starting to make me feel insane.

I had salty pumpkin spice tortilla chips from Trader Joes that were just terrible.

Root cause of failure detected.

I actually like Trader Joe's for a lot of stuff, but I wish they would stick to making actual food products and not seasonal abominations.

Also, fun fact: Trader Joe's parking lots are designed by Satan.

I think Satan also designs the parking lots for New Seasons, Whole Foods, and 24-Hour Fitness.

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Re: Pumpkin Whatevers
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2015, 05:58:47 am »
I miss read all spice, so I put ALL SPICES on top.
Poe's law ;)