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Thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn?

Started by themanwhocreatedjazz, October 26, 2015, 12:32:25 PM

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themanwhocreatedjazz

October 26, 2015, 12:32:25 PM
Some may know that in the UK the Labour party have got a new leader, called Jeremy Corbyn. Some see him as the new messiah, some think of him as a made lefty. To quote Stewart Lee
QuoteBut in such moments of despair I think to myself, WWJCD? What would Jeremy Corbyn do? And the sadness just fades away.

Cain

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October 26, 2015, 02:19:47 PM
He's a beardy socialist who looks like an irate geography teacher circa 1983.

But at least he hasn't fucked a pig.

East Coast Hustle

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October 26, 2015, 05:40:50 PM
This is where I'd like to crack a joke at the expense of the entire UK but I can't be certain that the US has any prominent politicians who haven't fucked a pig. Or something vastly worse.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

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October 26, 2015, 06:23:31 PM
I did a quick search, and could only find references to Thad Cochran (who?  Exactly) and Barbara Bush fucking Aleister Crowley (sadly, a hoax.  But a surprisingly convincing one).

That said, beastiality is still legal in several American states (Texas, Hawaii, Kentucky, Virginia, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Vermont, West Virginia, Montana,Wyoming and the District of Columbia).  I'm not sure if that is better or worse.
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