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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1800 on: November 18, 2019, 06:46:24 pm »
Looks like Johnson found a woman that was ambitious enough to sleep with him.

https://apnews.com/ee6f17e1b343445b9c28132437d01f40

That's a lot of ambition.
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1801 on: November 19, 2019, 02:26:57 pm »
Well, she was getting a lot of contracts for it.

In other news Aaron Banks (former UKIP financier, Leave.eu financier, cingingely self-described as the "bad boy of Brexit") had his Twitter DMs hacked and passed onto the Guardian.

Nothing else is known as of yet, but Andy Wigmore can be seen losing his shit on Twitter currently, so it could be good.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1802 on: November 19, 2019, 04:27:45 pm »
She's also upset he blocked her and isn't returning her calls like some kind of fling or one night stand. Shame on him.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1803 on: November 19, 2019, 04:32:46 pm »
Looking at the content of some of those tweets...

If you are going to commit surreptitious business, please dont do it in twitter DM's. I am insulted at the incompetence of the conspiracy, we used to have better villains
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1804 on: November 19, 2019, 04:34:55 pm »
Looking at the content of some of those tweets...

If you are going to commit surreptitious business, please dont do it in twitter DM's. I am insulted at the incompetence of the conspiracy, we used to have better villains

The problem is the quality of victims.  We do not demand a better villain, so the market will not invest in a better villain.
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1805 on: November 19, 2019, 08:41:05 pm »
First live debates ongoing. A mute with a Mr T. In your pocket device could and would do better. "shuddup fool" is more substantial than any answer given so far.

If corbyn had the balls to attack properly, just once, this could have been a real boost. Shame he either can't or won't. Nicollo is screaming at them both from the grave for just being so fucking inept.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1806 on: November 19, 2019, 08:42:23 pm »
Looking at the content of some of those tweets...

If you are going to commit surreptitious business, please dont do it in twitter DM's. I am insulted at the incompetence of the conspiracy, we used to have better villains

The problem is the quality of victims.  We do not demand a better villain, so the market will not invest in a better villain.

Real villas have been subject to austerity measures so we now just get shit that scooby doo rejected for being juvenile.
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1807 on: November 20, 2019, 02:06:28 am »
"Daisy had syphilis, Tom died of genital warts, and Nick Carroway watched it all in mounting horror, then made off with the silverware and the maid."
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1808 on: November 20, 2019, 02:09:57 am »
That was a fucking beautiful song. Where did you find it?
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1809 on: November 20, 2019, 02:14:39 am »
That was a fucking beautiful song. Where did you find it?

On a stand alone political BBS.

https://www.debatepolitics.com/forum.php

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1810 on: November 20, 2019, 02:16:42 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Prison mentality is a scary thing. One day you’ll realize you don’t want to be out of FB jail. You won’t know how to reintegrate to FB society. Then you find yourself shanking an old lady for being a TERF and history repeats.
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1811 on: November 20, 2019, 02:25:39 am »
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Prison mentality is a scary thing. One day you’ll realize you don’t want to be out of FB jail. You won’t know how to reintegrate to FB society. Then you find yourself shanking an old lady for being a TERF and history repeats.

The guards just say "see you real soon".
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« Reply #1812 on: November 20, 2019, 09:30:24 am »
First live debates ongoing. A mute with a Mr T. In your pocket device could and would do better. "shuddup fool" is more substantial than any answer given so far.

If corbyn had the balls to attack properly, just once, this could have been a real boost. Shame he either can't or won't. Nicollo is screaming at them both from the grave for just being so fucking inept.

That's the thing though, being seen as a boring beardy man works for Corbyn.

The media have spent a significant amount of time trying to declare him a screaming Marxist dictator in waiting. as per the below graph:


(source: Analysis by Loughborough University of positive/negative coverage of political parties in newspapers this election, weighted by circulation)

Being seen as a normal man saying normal, sensible things stands in stark contrast to both his negative reporting and to Boris Johnson's blundering idiocy

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1813 on: November 20, 2019, 09:34:17 am »
In other news, the Tory party did this yesterday



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The Conservative Party’s press office convincingly pretended to be a fact-checker on Twitter tonight, posting fake fact-checks nearly every minute of the ITV debate. There’s no other way to introduce a piece of news that’s this dire, nor to announce something so depressing for democracy. The party took their account @CCHQPress – a verified account for the Conservative Campaign Headquarters press office – and awarded it the name “factcheckUK”, using a new profile picture, new header, and branded videos and GIFs to make it resemble a third-party organisation. It made no reference to the Conservative Party other than the handle’s opaque acronym. 

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Around 15 minutes after the debate concluded, CCHQ turned back into a pumpkin – reassuming its original Conservative Party branding and stating its true identity in its bio, as though nothing had ever happened. But while most political stunts tend to work in spite of any backlash, this case may be different. Twitter has suspended verified accounts for far less and beyond the social media site, there are legitimate arguments for the Electoral Commission to intervene. While CCHQ has performed a gross subversion of democracy, it may have given this country what it finally needs: a chance to crack down on social media usage by political parties and update its outdated laws for a new world.

Update: This article was amended on 20/11/2019 to reflect the fact that Twitter has decided to issue a warning rather than ban or unverify CCHQ. 

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1814 on: November 20, 2019, 02:33:24 pm »
Of course they were only given a warning.   :lulz:
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