Author Topic: Feeling Up the 21st Century, part 2  (Read 1071 times)

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Feeling Up the 21st Century, part 2
« on: April 12, 2016, 05:33:11 pm »
Danny looked across the table at the Meetrack.  "Just like home, right Dieter?"

"Nooooo," Dieter said, "This is just like the clubs at home when they are closed.  Or perhaps entertaining strict Lutherans."

"Are you saying we ain't perverted enough for you?"

"I am saying, you horrid little troll, you aren't perverted at all."

"You hear that, Roger?"

"I hear it, but I am not listening.  I am not listening because there is a new bartender tonight, and he has been giving us the stink-eye since we arrived.  I am considering beating him until an eye or something falls out."

Dieter stared at me.  I grinned.

"This are the sort of thoughts that keep me happy, Dieter."

He hadn't wanted to come down from the mountain, in the first place.  He had insisted that it was the only place he felt safe, where the United States police state wouldn't grab him and shove him through the meatgrinder for any reason or no reason at all.  Consider our history with the Native Americans, I had said, Do you REALLY think the US government would respect their land if they decided they're out to get you?  Dieter then agreed that a dry mountaintop is no place to endure the America Dream, and we headed for the gin mills.

And now he was looking at me as if I were crazy, merely because the bartender needed a little attitude adjustment.  Or maybe not.  Maybe he could just tell us why he for some reason hated our guts.

"He's an asshole, Dieter.  I tell you what, you find out why he's looking at us funny, and I will consider not dropping the wrath in his lunchbox."

"You think everyone's an asshole, dude."  *giggle-snort*

"That's because it is true, Danny.  The everyone in the world is an asshole except you and I, because we are dicks and we do not multitask well."

Dieter got up and talked to the bartender.  I heard snatches of conversation, but it appeared that the 20-something college failure was a Trump fan, and didnít want a bunch of foreign krauts stinking up his bar.  He wasnít fooled, you see.  Germans were Nazis.

Anyone who knows me knows that I fucking hate irony.  Things went badly.  So badly, in fact, that I have been banned from the meatrack until further notice.  So now I have to find a new bar to not drink in.  This upset me greatly, and probably had an impact on work this week.

to be continued.
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Re: Feeling Up the 21st Century, part 2
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2016, 05:37:08 pm »
Sounds like Dieter is getting settled.  He's more self-assured around you freaks, at least.

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Re: Feeling Up the 21st Century, part 2
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2016, 05:39:48 pm »
Sounds like Dieter is getting settled.  He's more self-assured around you freaks, at least.

I fear that Dieter meeting Sascha (the 4 meter operator) last night may be the end of this particular fun.  Remains to be seen.
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Re: Feeling Up the 21st Century, part 2
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2016, 05:55:18 pm »
This is good. Perhaps if the bartender associates xenophobia with stress, he will be conditioned against it. It's your duty to continue his lessons.
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Re: Feeling Up the 21st Century, part 2
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2016, 04:15:00 am »
It's worth mentioning that Sascha did in fact steal our Dieter.  :tgrr:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.