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I don't know if I should buy these eggs.

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, April 28, 2016, 12:30:21 PM

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Doktor Howl

Not sure about the fried egg approach.  The text is bang on, though.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2018, 12:04:35 AM
Not sure about the fried egg approach.  The text is bang on, though.

Yeah, I'm not sure either. I might try a version with them less opaque and see if that helps, but they may just have to go.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 12, 2018, 12:38:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2018, 12:04:35 AM
Not sure about the fried egg approach.  The text is bang on, though.

Yeah, I'm not sure either. I might try a version with them less opaque and see if that helps, but they may just have to go.

Maybe an open egg carton, with each compartment containing square-jawed passengers.  Or maybe each compartment has something either really nice or really awful in it.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Having a Cornwall moment:

Humans are eggs for maggots.  When we're done at an average shelf life of 76 years, we're an omelet that more or less cooks itself.  Like a "hundred year egg" for the ancient Chinese Emperors.
Molon Lube

Pergamos

eggs in the shell would be simple, and I think better than the fried eggs.