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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2018, 12:04:35 am »
Not sure about the fried egg approach.  The text is bang on, though.
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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2018, 12:38:45 am »
Not sure about the fried egg approach.  The text is bang on, though.

Yeah, I'm not sure either. I might try a version with them less opaque and see if that helps, but they may just have to go.
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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2018, 05:15:39 pm »
Not sure about the fried egg approach.  The text is bang on, though.

Yeah, I'm not sure either. I might try a version with them less opaque and see if that helps, but they may just have to go.

Maybe an open egg carton, with each compartment containing square-jawed passengers.  Or maybe each compartment has something either really nice or really awful in it.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2018, 08:42:24 pm »
Having a Cornwall moment:

Humans are eggs for maggots.  When we're done at an average shelf life of 76 years, we're an omelet that more or less cooks itself.  Like a "hundred year egg" for the ancient Chinese Emperors.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: I don't know if I should buy these eggs.
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2018, 03:45:57 am »
eggs in the shell would be simple, and I think better than the fried eggs.