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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1320 on: December 08, 2016, 04:20:05 am »
I'm trying to gear up for presenting my Master's thesis prospectus tonight. In 40 minutes. Funny how TELLING yourself to calm down and be cool because it'll all be fine doesn't fucking work.

Every dry run I do comes in under 9 minutes. I'm supposed to go to 12. I'm out of words for padding it out, so I'm going to have to go pretty slow.

Breathing exercise works. Inhale steadily until comfortably full then slowly exhale for about twice as long. The heart slows while exhaling by reflex and if you do about 20 reps uninterrupted your body will have reached equilibrium physically.

Thinking does exactly nothing without the correct "access code" to make your body believe it.

Yes, I know this and I teach it to both my biology and psychology students. :)
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1321 on: December 08, 2016, 04:22:31 am »
I'm trying to gear up for presenting my Master's thesis prospectus tonight. In 40 minutes. Funny how TELLING yourself to calm down and be cool because it'll all be fine doesn't fucking work.

Every dry run I do comes in under 9 minutes. I'm supposed to go to 12. I'm out of words for padding it out, so I'm going to have to go pretty slow.

Hell Yes! Go slay their faces with SCIENCE! Calmness is the little penny carousel in the Kmart lobby. YOU ride fire because you can!!

I did a ridiculous dance beforehand, which seemed to loosen everybody up. My reasoning is, I'm a goofy fucker and they will ultimately realize that I'm a goofy fucker, so I might as well get that out of the way up front. The subsequent talk went well, I went to 16 minutes with questions, I have a real thesis proposal, and now I move on to stage 2: grant writing. Woot!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1322 on: December 08, 2016, 05:02:08 am »
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1323 on: December 08, 2016, 05:51:54 am »
Hey guys, let's use all the slurs we want when fighting Nazis. I mean, we'll need people to slap around once the terrible bigots are removed from power, you know?

>current year
>still trapped in an inconsequential semantic purity spiral
>thinks you are ever going to overthrow the god emperor

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Acceptance of slurs is the best way to build a strong leftist movement. Because dehumanizing oppressed classes with our words is inconsequential—JUST LIKE THE PEOPLE IT TEARS DOWN!!! LOLOLOLOL!

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1324 on: December 08, 2016, 08:14:32 am »
I wish my calendar would quit trying to video call me.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1325 on: December 08, 2016, 08:57:01 am »
I wish my calendar would quit trying to video call me.
Maybe it wants to date?
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1326 on: December 08, 2016, 12:33:05 pm »
we are critically short of janitorial staff because my boss keeps firing them without bothering to consult with me. So I suggested a hiring COMMITTEE. They went for it. So I said we needed a kickoff meeting. THEY WENT FOR IT. So I said we needed buy-in from optical engineering. They went for that, too, but I was unable to keep a straight face so we're just doing the first two.

Meanwhile, the toilets don't work.

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I'm trying to gear up for presenting my Master's thesis prospectus tonight. In 40 minutes. Funny how TELLING yourself to calm down and be cool because it'll all be fine doesn't fucking work.

Every dry run I do comes in under 9 minutes. I'm supposed to go to 12. I'm out of words for padding it out, so I'm going to have to go pretty slow.

Hell Yes! Go slay their faces with SCIENCE! Calmness is the little penny carousel in the Kmart lobby. YOU ride fire because you can!!

I did a ridiculous dance beforehand, which seemed to loosen everybody up. My reasoning is, I'm a goofy fucker and they will ultimately realize that I'm a goofy fucker, so I might as well get that out of the way up front. The subsequent talk went well, I went to 16 minutes with questions, I have a real thesis proposal, and now I move on to stage 2: grant writing. Woot!

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I wish my calendar would quit trying to video call me.
Maybe it wants to date?

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1327 on: December 08, 2016, 01:22:53 pm »
And now Greg Lake as died; fuck this year, that's 2/3 of my favourite band eaten by 20fucking16
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1328 on: December 08, 2016, 01:25:08 pm »
I went to the work christmas party.

It sucked.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1329 on: December 08, 2016, 06:50:11 pm »
I wish my calendar would quit trying to video call me.
Maybe it wants to date?

It should have noticed that I shared it with Alty, which might tip-off a sentient calendar that I'm taken.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1330 on: December 08, 2016, 09:01:45 pm »
Hi guys.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1331 on: December 08, 2016, 09:37:25 pm »

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1332 on: December 08, 2016, 09:41:49 pm »
O Alaska <3
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1333 on: December 08, 2016, 09:44:34 pm »
Hi guys.

HELLO! I ran across someone on Tinder that's FB friends with you. As far as I knew that was true of only three people in Portland, and I've already swiped the other two STRAIGHT UP. My mind was fucking blown right out of my skull...and now yours is as well.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1334 on: December 08, 2016, 09:49:34 pm »
I wish my calendar would quit trying to video call me.
Maybe it wants to date?

It should have noticed that I shared it with Alty, which might tip-off a sentient calendar that I'm taken.

It didn't care. The Gregorian Calendar is a notorious douchebag.
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