Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails

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The Wizard Joseph

#810
November 01, 2016, 03:09:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 01, 2016, 01:33:49 PM
I have to admit: Apart from the job, life is pretty damn good.

Glad to hear this. Happy birthday LMNO!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Ziegejunge

#811
November 01, 2016, 04:14:10 PM
Hippo birdie, LMNO!

Don Coyote

#812
November 01, 2016, 04:34:41 PM
In birthday related news, I'm still alive 3 days after mine.

P3nT4gR4m

#813
November 01, 2016, 05:26:45 PM
Happy birthday everyone who's still alive.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#814
November 01, 2016, 05:54:41 PM
Alivist scum!

Junkenstein

#815
November 01, 2016, 06:20:32 PM
Mammal lives matter.


Stares meaningfully at Roger.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Wizard Joseph

#817
November 01, 2016, 07:31:23 PM
Happy birthday Don Coyote!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Q. G. Pennyworth

#818
November 01, 2016, 09:46:14 PM
Happy birthday cluster!

(I'm next week)

MithridatesXXIII

#819
November 01, 2016, 10:55:53 PM
How old are you all coyote, lmno, and tentacle lady?

LMNO

#820
November 01, 2016, 10:58:36 PM
A lady never tells.

And neither do I.

Don Coyote

#821
November 02, 2016, 12:09:56 AM
I think my mom might be voting for Trump

The Good Reverend Roger

#822
November 02, 2016, 12:39:12 AM
Quote from: LMNO on November 01, 2016, 11:44:53 AM
Hope it was a good one, Roger.

Today, it's my turn.  I bet you ungrateful bastards didn't even get me anything.

I drank a shot of vodka, and dreamed of FABULOUS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#823
November 02, 2016, 12:40:01 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 01, 2016, 01:14:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 01, 2016, 11:44:53 AM
Hope it was a good one, Roger.

Today, it's my turn.  I bet you ungrateful bastards didn't even get me anything.

I GOT YOU SOMETHING

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT IS?




would you

Yes
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#824
November 02, 2016, 03:53:32 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on November 02, 2016, 12:09:56 AM
I think my mom might be voting for Trump

Oh sweet baby jesus on a stick. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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