Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails

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Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on November 09, 2016, 06:56:34 AM
Right. You also said you'd be willing to exercise violence to promote fascism.

Yeah. And half of you are openly fantasizing about violence at this very second because you lost a democratic election. If you arent willing to fight for what you believe in you dont believe in it very hard. And again, violence probably wont promote fascism very well in America, any violence that does occur would probably be against a desperate opposition themselves resorting to violence to try and stem the inevitable transfer of power. Violence just seals the deal after Fascism has already basically won, and it isnt necessary to seal the deal by any means.

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Not like anyone is going to let Trump make any important choices.

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Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on November 09, 2016, 07:21:34 AM
I don't think you understand what you have done

Please, Im begging you, explain. Youve all been making vague comments about some hazy apocalypse that will come about from Trumps win for christ knows how long now. And everytime I ask you to explain what it is you all just explain how much smarter you are than me instead. Maybe if any of you actually tried to persuade me instead of just acting superior you might have changed my mind. So persuade me. What the hell is going to happen that is so horrifying youre all jerking off over La Résistance fantasies? CAN you even explain it?

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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on November 09, 2016, 07:34:43 AM
You guys think President Trump is bad, just wait for Kanye West 2020.

This can and will literally happen.

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Quote from: Faust on November 09, 2016, 09:06:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2016, 05:51:22 AM
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Trump: Making PD great again.

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Quote from: Faust on November 09, 2016, 09:06:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2016, 05:51:22 AM
Well, on the plus side, PD has a reason to exist again.   :lulz:

Trump: Making PD great again.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had this thought. Makes me feel all icky and awful.

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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on November 09, 2016, 07:34:43 AM
You guys think President Trump is bad, just wait for Kanye West 2020.

El Chapo has a much better platform. Policies you can trust from a man proven to get shit done.
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Quote from: Junkenstein on November 09, 2016, 12:57:39 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on November 09, 2016, 07:34:43 AM
You guys think President Trump is bad, just wait for Kanye West 2020.

El Chapo has a much better platform. Policies you can trust from a man proven to get shit done.

:lulz: A modern Mexican John Dillinger!
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Quote from: Faust on November 09, 2016, 01:32:19 PM
On this day, Eris has blessed us. She's really royally fucking blessed us.

Blessed us like the bunch of goobers we are.

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