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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1215 on: November 18, 2016, 07:37:27 pm »
And seriously, will someone check on Cain. After the last few weeks he may be joining trumps transition team as the counter-terrorism adviser.

This is obviously absurd as he's actually qualified and informed.

He's having interbutts problems.

Ah. My other guess was a serious drink until it all goes away. And how fares my favourite oversized gecko today?

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1216 on: November 18, 2016, 07:40:01 pm »
I know. It fills me with joy thinking that GCHQ goons are going to have to wade through fetish sites that I can't even imagine on a daily basis. I need some kind of programme that automatically opens and then closes a random chuck tingle novel every 5 seconds or so. When they slam my file in front of me I don't want them to be able to look me in the eye.

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1217 on: November 18, 2016, 07:41:24 pm »
And seriously, will someone check on Cain. After the last few weeks he may be joining trumps transition team as the counter-terrorism adviser.

This is obviously absurd as he's actually qualified and informed.

He's having interbutts problems.

Ah. My other guess was a serious drink until it all goes away. And how fares my favourite oversized gecko today?

Shedding my skin.  I'm gonna stuff it full of hornets and leave it on a park bench.

Don't forget to leave cheap beer next to it. The setup is a certain viral video.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1218 on: November 18, 2016, 08:29:12 pm »
I know. It fills me with joy thinking that GCHQ goons are going to have to wade through fetish sites that I can't even imagine on a daily basis. I need some kind of programme that automatically opens and then closes a random chuck tingle novel every 5 seconds or so. When they slam my file in front of me I don't want them to be able to look me in the eye.

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1219 on: November 19, 2016, 04:28:27 pm »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

Considering the "people" I intend to record with it, that's probably an appropriate name for it.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1220 on: November 22, 2016, 05:35:51 pm »
Why the fuck do I keep seeing/hearing fucking week long black friday offers/advertisements?

We don't even celebrate thanksgiving.

I guess sales are down for November.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1221 on: November 22, 2016, 05:45:25 pm »
Apropos of nothing: Saw the most recent Harry-Potter-movie-not-about-Harry-Potter.  More or less liked it, first because the protagonist is a Hufflepuff, and secondly because one of the reasons he wins is because he's nice.

Yes, escapist fantasies.  But I'll take it, for now.

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1222 on: November 22, 2016, 05:49:32 pm »
Why the fuck do I keep seeing/hearing fucking week long black friday offers/advertisements?

We don't even celebrate thanksgiving.

I guess sales are down for November.

Soon, all days will be Black Friday.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1223 on: November 22, 2016, 05:50:48 pm »
Apropos of nothing: Saw the most recent Harry-Potter-movie-not-about-Harry-Potter.  More or less liked it, first because the protagonist is a Hufflepuff, and secondly because one of the reasons he wins is because he's nice.

Yes, escapist fantasies.  But I'll take it, for now.

That sounds great.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1224 on: November 22, 2016, 05:51:54 pm »
Apropos of nothing: Saw the most recent Harry-Potter-movie-not-about-Harry-Potter.  More or less liked it, first because the protagonist is a Hufflepuff, and secondly because one of the reasons he wins is because he's nice.

Yes, escapist fantasies.  But I'll take it, for now.

It was quite nice. I found the space with the various habitats to be quite breathtaking. Very nice for the kids.

I think they should have made that certain character more magically impressive and dangerous seeming. I'm interested in seeing the next one with Dumbledore.

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1225 on: November 22, 2016, 05:53:53 pm »
Apropos of nothing: Saw the most recent Harry-Potter-movie-not-about-Harry-Potter.  More or less liked it, first because the protagonist is a Hufflepuff, and secondly because one of the reasons he wins is because he's nice.

Yes, escapist fantasies.  But I'll take it, for now.

I thought all the characters were good in that. And the creature design.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1226 on: November 22, 2016, 06:18:51 pm »
Why the fuck do I keep seeing/hearing fucking week long black friday offers/advertisements?

We don't even celebrate thanksgiving.

I guess sales are down for November.

Soon, all days will be Black Friday.

I'm waiting for it to be Black Friday for textbooks. I found one on dog evolution and cognition that I really want but the fucking thing is $65.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1227 on: November 22, 2016, 08:55:10 pm »
Apropos of nothing: Saw the most recent Harry-Potter-movie-not-about-Harry-Potter.  More or less liked it, first because the protagonist is a Hufflepuff, and secondly because one of the reasons he wins is because he's nice.

Yes, escapist fantasies.  But I'll take it, for now.

This is literally the first thing I've seen or read that made me interested in seeing it. And I was one of the biggest Harry Potter dorks alive between ages 11 and 18, just about.

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1228 on: November 24, 2016, 01:17:45 am »
I'm one fuck-up away from telling my boss to suck a tailpipe.

I asked him last Monday if my brother could job-shadow me for school, and he asked for a pile of information about the school and told me he'd get back to me. I also asked to work on Thanksgiving so I wouldn't have to work on Friday, because of a coworker's wedding I promised I'd make it to.

So, naturally, as any asshole would do, he decided to schedule me to work both Friday and Thursday, ignored my request for the job shadow, and then took off the entire week, so that there's no possible way I could get my schedule changed. He's the only one with the access, and left no one else capable of doing so while he was off.

This is the third time he's completely fucked me over and took off the rest of the week. The only reason I'm not fudging important reports and watching all of management come down onto his head like a fucking avalanche is because the other guy who would get shit on is actually a decent guy.

I fucking hate collateral damage.



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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1229 on: November 24, 2016, 05:02:37 am »
This was a long day, but not a bad day.

I skipped class to work on my prospectus slideshow, and the slides from this weekend's immunohistochemistry were ready so of course I had to look at whether staining for my peptides worked. Then my friend dropped by to give me some loot from the neuroscience conference she was just at so I showed her the creepy 2nd-basement crawlspace and a bunch of snakes. She told me some awesome stories and then I had to present a draft of my prospectus to my lab for editing, and then we all did behavioral trials for me and my labmate's experiment and I went out to drinks with my friend and came home to Alty and Little Alty, and Little Alty told me about his new school friend and new video game, and EFO had me put her hair in a bun, and now I am drinking a shandy the end.
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