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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1200 on: November 18, 2016, 11:47:39 am »
And seriously, will someone check on Cain. After the last few weeks he may be joining trumps transition team as the counter-terrorism adviser.

This is obviously absurd as he's actually qualified and informed.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1201 on: November 18, 2016, 01:31:45 pm »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

I just did exactly the same thing. We're not well, Nigel. Maybe it's unhealthy Freudian associations all the way down. I'm holding years of exposure to LMNO personally responsible  :argh!:

Would anyone be surprised that I know for a fact this exists?

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1202 on: November 18, 2016, 01:42:27 pm »
Not really. I'd be surprised if you don't know whoever invented it.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1203 on: November 18, 2016, 03:32:37 pm »
And seriously, will someone check on Cain. After the last few weeks he may be joining trumps transition team as the counter-terrorism adviser.

This is obviously absurd as he's actually qualified and informed.

He's having interbutts problems.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1204 on: November 18, 2016, 03:55:05 pm »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

I just did exactly the same thing. We're not well, Nigel. Maybe it's unhealthy Freudian associations all the way down. I'm holding years of exposure to LMNO personally responsible  :argh!:

He is the most likely culprit.  :lulz:
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1205 on: November 18, 2016, 03:56:02 pm »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

I can guarantee that not only is there a market for such a device, it's probably a much, much larger market than you'd believe.

I'm not even googling this because my search history is already fucked up enough from tickling.

Just quoting this because how often in a lifetime am I going to have a chance to respond to a sentence like that?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1206 on: November 18, 2016, 03:56:43 pm »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

I just did exactly the same thing. We're not well, Nigel. Maybe it's unhealthy Freudian associations all the way down. I'm holding years of exposure to LMNO personally responsible  :argh!:

Would anyone be surprised that I know for a fact this exists?

No. Not even a little tiny bit surprised.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1207 on: November 18, 2016, 04:48:04 pm »
And seriously, will someone check on Cain. After the last few weeks he may be joining trumps transition team as the counter-terrorism adviser.

This is obviously absurd as he's actually qualified and informed.

He's having interbutts problems.

*Makes digital note for card*

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1208 on: November 18, 2016, 04:54:18 pm »
So I think that the snooper's charter in the UK just got passed? But it's been kept so under-wraps, probably thanks to the theatrics going on in the USA that nobody's talking about it.

I guess this is the future. I wonder how long it will take for someone's browser history to be weaponised against them?
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1209 on: November 18, 2016, 05:20:59 pm »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

I can guarantee that not only is there a market for such a device, it's probably a much, much larger market than you'd believe.

I'm not even googling this because my search history is already fucked up enough from tickling.

Just quoting this because how often in a lifetime am I going to have a chance to respond to a sentence like that?

I have seen things. Terrible and strange things.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1210 on: November 18, 2016, 05:21:48 pm »
So I think that the snooper's charter in the UK just got passed? But it's been kept so under-wraps, probably thanks to the theatrics going on in the USA that nobody's talking about it.

I guess this is the future. I wonder how long it will take for someone's browser history to be weaponised against them?

If anyone's checking mine they'll fucking regret it. Some rabbit holes are not meant to be explored.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1211 on: November 18, 2016, 05:43:38 pm »
So I think that the snooper's charter in the UK just got passed? But it's been kept so under-wraps, probably thanks to the theatrics going on in the USA that nobody's talking about it.

I guess this is the future. I wonder how long it will take for someone's browser history to be weaponised against them?

If anyone's checking mine they'll fucking regret it. Some rabbit holes are not meant to be explored.

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1212 on: November 18, 2016, 06:20:15 pm »
I know. It fills me with joy thinking that GCHQ goons are going to have to wade through fetish sites that I can't even imagine on a daily basis. I need some kind of programme that automatically opens and then closes a random chuck tingle novel every 5 seconds or so. When they slam my file in front of me I don't want them to be able to look me in the eye.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1213 on: November 18, 2016, 06:23:34 pm »
I know. It fills me with joy thinking that GCHQ goons are going to have to wade through fetish sites that I can't even imagine on a daily basis. I need some kind of programme that automatically opens and then closes a random chuck tingle novel every 5 seconds or so. When they slam my file in front of me I don't want them to be able to look me in the eye.

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1214 on: November 18, 2016, 07:34:39 pm »
And seriously, will someone check on Cain. After the last few weeks he may be joining trumps transition team as the counter-terrorism adviser.

This is obviously absurd as he's actually qualified and informed.

He's having interbutts problems.

Ah. My other guess was a serious drink until it all goes away. And how fares my favourite oversized gecko today?
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