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Um, Cramulus??
« on: September 25, 2016, 09:19:21 pm »
So I somehow completely randomly came across this while searching for something entirely unrelated:

http://discordia.wikia.com/wiki/Professor_Cramulus

...And I have to ask.  What in the hell?

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At first appearing to be an agent of chaos, it slowly became more and more evident to observers outside of his sycophantic core group of adoring followers that Cramulus is, in fact, something else entirely... a mole agent of Order whose primary goal is to "organize" the Discordian Society out of existence.

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Re: Um, Cramulus??
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2016, 09:39:04 pm »
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Discordianism

Wow.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I'm having a very good Sunday on the internet!

I don't know what kind of drama started all this shit but I'm loving it.  Reverend Roadkill!!!  :lulz:

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Re: Um, Cramulus??
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2016, 11:50:09 pm »
Cramulus is a bad man.  He crammed Remington's gram.

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Re: Um, Cramulus??
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2016, 12:38:49 am »
Cramulus is a bad man.  He crammed Remington's gram.

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Re: Um, Cramulus??
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2016, 12:40:03 am »
Also I assume "Pope Ratattat" is Ratatosk   :lulz:
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Re: Um, Cramulus??
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2016, 04:05:36 am »
So I somehow completely randomly came across this while searching for something entirely unrelated:

http://discordia.wikia.com/wiki/Professor_Cramulus

...And I have to ask.  What in the hell?

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At first appearing to be an agent of chaos, it slowly became more and more evident to observers outside of his sycophantic core group of adoring followers that Cramulus is, in fact, something else entirely... a mole agent of Order whose primary goal is to "organize" the Discordian Society out of existence.

 :lulz:

Oh shit. I think I wrote that.  :lol:
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Re: Um, Cramulus??
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2016, 04:09:14 am »
Cramulus is a bad man.  He crammed Remington's gram.

Quote from Reverend Roadkill of the HATE RANT Discordians.  :lulz:

I remember the time Cramulus crammed Remington's gram! Hot damn.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Um, Cramulus??
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2016, 04:18:20 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Um, Cramulus??
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2016, 04:08:03 am »
I had to reset my Uncyclopedia password. That was my primary Internet haunt before PeeDee.

It is, indeed, as dead as I expected it to be.