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Started by xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed), November 10, 2016, 09:10:59 PM

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Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 12:09:00 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 23, 2016, 12:04:31 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 22, 2016, 11:56:59 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 22, 2016, 09:27:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 22, 2016, 09:22:10 PM
No.


But keep fucking that chicken, pal.

I will fuck this chicken as long as it continues to win elections.

I've had experience with those kinds of chickens, mate. It always ends up with me feeling used and needing rabies shots.

Shit son thats a one liner so pithy it convinced me to abandon my political beliefs, my growing political movement and take up the banner of failed completely bankrupt liberalism once again.

:winning:
:drama1:

Again:

"You are a fascist/racist/homophobic/misogynist/islamaphobe"
"Trumps victory is a with for fascism/racism/homophobia/misogyny/islamaphobia"
"You didnt win anything"

Repeat it until you believe it.

xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

God nothing like seeing a dweeb like Richard Spencer become a media darling. Like, Im legit happy for him. He managed to turn coining the term "alt-right" YEARS before the current "alt-right" movement into a lifelong career. Now him and his like, 12 person movement, are hoverhanding 10/10 chicks.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 23, 2016, 12:41:29 AM
God nothing like seeing a dweeb like Richard Spencer become a media darling. Like, Im legit happy for him. He managed to turn coining the term "alt-right" YEARS before the current "alt-right" movement into a lifelong career. Now him and his like, 12 person movement, are hoverhanding 10/10 chicks.

And giving Nazi salutes.

You absolute cunt.
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Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 23, 2016, 12:17:54 AM
Again:

"You are a fascist/racist/homophobic/misogynist/islamaphobe"
"Trumps victory is a with for fascism/racism/homophobia/misogyny/islamaphobia"
"You didnt win anything"

Repeat it until you believe it.

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xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2016, 12:56:11 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 23, 2016, 12:41:29 AM
God nothing like seeing a dweeb like Richard Spencer become a media darling. Like, Im legit happy for him. He managed to turn coining the term "alt-right" YEARS before the current "alt-right" movement into a lifelong career. Now him and his like, 12 person movement, are hoverhanding 10/10 chicks.

And giving Nazi salutes.

You absolute cunt.

Correction, giving HOVERHAND Nazi salutes.

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 23, 2016, 12:04:31 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 22, 2016, 11:56:59 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 22, 2016, 09:27:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 22, 2016, 09:22:10 PM
No.


But keep fucking that chicken, pal.

I will fuck this chicken as long as it continues to win elections.

I've had experience with those kinds of chickens, mate. It always ends up with me feeling used and needing rabies shots.

Shit son thats a one liner so pithy it convinced me to abandon my political beliefs, my growing political movement and take up the banner of failed completely bankrupt liberalism once again.


Dude, that was a two-liner. Try to keep up.

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