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Started by Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard, November 15, 2016, 02:17:51 AM

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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

If I weren't an interesting person (or, at the very least raising interesting points/questions), nobody would be responding to me in the first place. I'm not here to troll the board; I'm not some random crazy from the dark corners of the Intarwebz. I came here to discuss and to debate certain things that I thought other people who consider themselves Discordians might want to talk about.

If you think I'm boring, you wouldn't be reading this deeply into the thread. So laugh all you want, friend; I'm here to stay unless the admins think it's appropriate to ban me. (I'm not asking to be banned.)
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Junkenstein

And you've been met with derision, scorn and found lacking. Perhaps we don't care that you're SUPER IMPORTANT so maybe spend your time elsewhere?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Salty

Thing is, Nigel has proven how interesting she is over the space of years.

You posted garbage yesterday.

My, unwarranted and kind, suggestion is to post something in another area. Try a recipe. Spags love recipes. Check out my candied yams.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

Quote from: Junkenstein on November 18, 2016, 09:25:11 PM
And you've been met with derision, scorn and found lacking.

Not by everyone. There are some who clearly disagree with me but aren't willing to act like children in order to express it. And there are a few who seem to understand what I've been saying. I find that promising.

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Perhaps we don't care that you're SUPER IMPORTANT so maybe spend your time elsewhere?

I'll let you take some time to step back and cool your jets before I stop paying attention to anything you have to say. I may be wrong, but my initial impression is that you aren't a total asshole. I'd appreciate it if you confirmed that suspicion.
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

LMNO


Junkenstein

Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 18, 2016, 09:34:56 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 18, 2016, 09:25:11 PM
And you've been met with derision, scorn and found lacking.

Not by everyone. There are some who clearly disagree with me but aren't willing to act like children in order to express it. And there are a few who seem to understand what I've been saying. I find that promising.

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Perhaps we don't care that you're SUPER IMPORTANT so maybe spend your time elsewhere?

I'll let you take some time to step back and cool your jets before I stop paying attention to anything you have to say. I may be wrong, but my initial impression is that you aren't a total asshole. I'd appreciate it if you confirmed that suspicion.

So you're set on the problem being other people?

Cool, guy. You'll get far not questioning that mistaken belief.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

Quote from: Junkenstein on November 18, 2016, 09:41:33 PM
So you're set on the problem being other people?

I'm not sure you actually understand what you even mean by this. It certainly isn't a sensible response to anything I said.
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Junkenstein

Yes, it is.

As you demonstrate, the problem is other people, not you.































Hint- The problem is you.





































Second hint - You're an asshole.





















































Third hint - The second hint is understated.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 18, 2016, 09:11:53 PM
If I weren't an interesting person (or, at the very least raising interesting points/questions), nobody would be responding to me in the first place.

On the other hand, traffic has been down.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sung Low

Just wanted to say that chinbagpelvis's appearance has given me more laughs than I've had in a while. For this I say Thank You!

I think there might still be some meat left on your bones chin, so don't give up! These bastards are sure to tire at some point so Fortify your Heart, you glorious herald of discordia's True Path, for the blind and unenlightened denizens of this board have surely lost their way. They have become mired in the Bog of Group Think, intoxicated by it's heady stench, unable to see the arm reaching to pull them out. You are that arm, chin and they need you. I can tell you, these attacks on your character, it's all bravado and bluster designed to scare away anyone who threatens to break a hole in their meticulously constructed chamber of echoes. You are the person to do this, I truly believe it.

Stay strong and stay focused, for you have the Iron Sword of Clear Thought. Wield it right and you shall undoubtedly cleave through the walls of illogic and unreason that surround them, and truly then shall they be free.



















Or, you might just be a misogynistic douchebag. These things do be complicate
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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Sung Low on November 19, 2016, 12:50:46 AM
Just wanted to say that chinbagpelvis's appearance has given me more laughs than I've had in a while. For this I say Thank You!

I think there might still be some meat left on your bones chin, so don't give up! These bastards are sure to tire at some point so Fortify your Heart, you glorious herald of discordia's True Path, for the blind and unenlightened denizens of this board have surely lost their way. They have become mired in the Bog of Group Think, intoxicated by it's heady stench, unable to see the arm reaching to pull them out. You are that arm, chin and they need you. I can tell you, these attacks on your character, it's all bravado and bluster designed to scare away anyone who threatens to break a hole in their meticulously constructed chamber of echoes. You are the person to do this, I truly believe it.

Stay strong and stay focused, for you have the Iron Sword of Clear Thought. Wield it right and you shall undoubtedly cleave through the walls of illogic and unreason that surround them, and truly then shall they be free.



















Or, you might just be a misogynistic douchebag. These things do be complicate

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I laughed. The people on the bus got off at the next stop.

Sung Low

Walking's good for those slovenly bastards.
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