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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1380 on: June 05, 2018, 10:09:18 pm »
Fucking PATHETIC.  :lulz:


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1381 on: June 06, 2018, 01:19:13 am »
Looks like Gingrinch is backpedaling on the self-pardon thing.  I'm not sure I agree with him, that the congressional reaction would necessarily be as bad as he thinks, mostly because Congress are so supine that nothing less than Melania's corpse stuffed into the White House freezers would rouse them (and even that is 50/50)....but I suspect he has now realised Trump is actually considering it, and that would mean Trump having to admit guilt for obstruction of justice and collusion with Russia - which I highly doubt Trump realises - and that would be a disaster beyond anything thus far, and it would irrevocably taint everyone who threw in with Trump by association.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1382 on: June 06, 2018, 01:29:25 am »
Looks like Gingrinch is backpedaling on the self-pardon thing.  I'm not sure I agree with him, that the congressional reaction would necessarily be as bad as he thinks, mostly because Congress are so supine that nothing less than Melania's corpse stuffed into the White House freezers would rouse them (and even that is 50/50)....but I suspect he has now realised Trump is actually considering it, and that would mean Trump having to admit guilt for obstruction of justice and collusion with Russia - which I highly doubt Trump realises - and that would be a disaster beyond anything thus far, and it would irrevocably taint everyone who threw in with Trump by association.

Yeah, I think the GOP would have him bumped off first.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1383 on: June 06, 2018, 03:39:04 am »
White House contractor arrested at checkpoint on attempted murder warrant

Did this “contractor” bungle his “contract” on a White House resident who recently had a “contract put out on her” by a well know American Crime Family?

Here’s a link: https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/05/politics/white-house-contractor-arrested/index.html

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1385 on: June 08, 2018, 11:47:08 pm »
Have we talked yet about fosta-sesta, the anti-free-speech bill that this idiot and the republican congress passed in april?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1386 on: June 08, 2018, 11:53:12 pm »
Have we talked yet about fosta-sesta, the anti-free-speech bill that this idiot and the republican congress passed in april?

That's the bill that makes it functionally impossible for sex workers to function without a pimp, right?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1387 on: June 09, 2018, 01:56:27 am »
Have we talked yet about fosta-sesta, the anti-free-speech bill that this idiot and the republican congress passed in april?

That's the bill that makes it functionally impossible for sex workers to function without a pimp, right?

That's the one.

Furhermore, it also makes most online dating and personals ads sites functionally illegal.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1388 on: June 09, 2018, 01:57:13 am »
Have we talked yet about fosta-sesta, the anti-free-speech bill that this idiot and the republican congress passed in april?

That's the bill that makes it functionally impossible for sex workers to function without a pimp, right?

That's the one.

Furhermore, it also makes most online dating and personals ads sites functionally illegal.

If nothing else says "Go fetch the Jacobins", this does.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1389 on: June 09, 2018, 04:17:07 am »
Doobie doobie doooooooooooo

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It's amazing how he consistently takes Russia's side on almost every issue.

It's almost like the pee tape is real.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1390 on: June 09, 2018, 09:00:06 pm »
Trump is now jabbering about pardoning Mohammed Ali.

Ali's conviction does not exist, as it was overturned in 1971, so there is nothing to pardon.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1391 on: June 09, 2018, 09:04:09 pm »
Of course Trump would only pardon a black man who is a) dead and b) already pardoned.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1392 on: June 09, 2018, 09:05:24 pm »
Of course Trump would only pardon a black man who is a) dead and b) already pardoned.

Overturned.  A pardon implies acceptance of guilt.  An overturned verdict is an acquittal.

So basically, he's trying to make Ali guilty again.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1393 on: June 09, 2018, 10:02:42 pm »
Oh, well then yeah.  Now it makes even more sense.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1394 on: June 10, 2018, 03:22:50 pm »
What we really need is some kind of global embargo on american made goods. It would either deliver a much needed coup de grace to the american manufacturing sector or at the very least a much needed fuck you to one of the major populations of americans that voted for Trump
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