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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1729 on: August 14, 2018, 01:38:08 am »
Early-stage senile dementia is as good an explanation as any.

Not unless he's had it since he was 22.

I just surfed youtube a bit, so I could present some evidence that Trump once had something resembling a command of the English language, and that his lack of vocabulary was indicative of recent mental decay.
:eek: :horrormirth:
I stand corrected.  It appears that he always talked like this.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1730 on: August 14, 2018, 02:42:33 am »
Early-stage senile dementia is as good an explanation as any.

Not unless he's had it since he was 22.

I just surfed youtube a bit, so I could present some evidence that Trump once had something resembling a command of the English language, and that his lack of vocabulary was indicative of recent mental decay.
:eek: :horrormirth:
I stand corrected.  It appears that he always talked like this.

I remember the 80s quite clearly.  He was a shitnozzle then, he's a shitnozzle now.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1731 on: August 14, 2018, 04:20:52 am »

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1732 on: August 14, 2018, 08:40:20 pm »
Roger Stone Posts, Deletes Swastika-Filled Image Of Trump Crew

As per the article:

‘Trump confidante Roger Stone on Tuesday posted on Instagram, and then deleted, a photoshopped image prominently showing him and other Trump affiliates wearing swastikas.

The caption reads: “I love this — proud to be in this crew — but the only lies being told are by the liberal scumbags  #maga #republican #infowars”’

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/roger-stone-posts-deletes-swastika-filled-image-of-trump-crew

Maybe Stone plans to pursue an insanity defense, after his eventual indictment.

But, it makes me wonder, yet again, where do these people come from in the first place?!

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1734 on: August 17, 2018, 09:58:13 pm »
So this happened today:


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1735 on: August 17, 2018, 11:20:50 pm »
Okay … and Scotland needs him because?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1736 on: August 17, 2018, 11:27:32 pm »
So this happened today:



You are of course going to extract the mickey?
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1737 on: August 18, 2018, 02:18:16 am »
I actually kinda have a soft spot for the Mooch.  He didn't sell out his former employees at SkyBridge when he left, and he saw through Bannon's bullshit.  That automatically puts him in the top 0.5% of Trump appointees in morality and IQ.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1738 on: August 18, 2018, 02:29:54 am »
I actually kinda have a soft spot for the Mooch.  He didn't sell out his former employees at SkyBridge when he left, and he saw through Bannon's bullshit.  That automatically puts him in the top 0.5% of Trump appointees in morality and IQ.

Sure, but that shouldn't prevent you from fucking with him some.  I mean, what you say is true, but it's like saying he's the sharpest kid on the short bus.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1739 on: August 18, 2018, 02:45:59 am »
True.  Interestingly, he seems to have followed me after I tweeted about Erik Prince and Trump reconsidering his "let mercs pacify Afghanistan" plan...lets see if I can figure out what his interest is first.