General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Doktor Howl]

When even Kasich is trolling you. 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/kasich-responds-to-trump-attack-tweet-with-gif-of-putin-laughing/ar-BBLSMFo?ocid=spartanntp

[Doktor Howl]

He doesn't even drink, so this is inexplicable.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-reportedly-tries-to-call-world-leaders-at-odd-hours-and-has-to-be-reminded-of-different-time-zones-on-a-constant-basis/ar-BBLSvMC?ocid=spartanntp

[chaotic neutral observer]

He doesn't even drink, so this is inexplicable.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-reportedly-tries-to-call-world-leaders-at-odd-hours-and-has-to-be-reminded-of-different-time-zones-on-a-constant-basis/ar-BBLSvMC?ocid=spartanntp

Early-stage senile dementia is as good an explanation as any.

[Doktor Howl]

He doesn't even drink, so this is inexplicable.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-reportedly-tries-to-call-world-leaders-at-odd-hours-and-has-to-be-reminded-of-different-time-zones-on-a-constant-basis/ar-BBLSvMC?ocid=spartanntp

Early-stage senile dementia is as good an explanation as any.

Not unless he's had it since he was 22.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Early-stage senile dementia is as good an explanation as any.

Not unless he's had it since he was 22.

I just surfed youtube a bit, so I could present some evidence that Trump once had something resembling a command of the English language, and that his lack of vocabulary was indicative of recent mental decay.

I stand corrected.  It appears that he always talked like this.

[Doktor Howl]

Early-stage senile dementia is as good an explanation as any.

Not unless he's had it since he was 22.

I just surfed youtube a bit, so I could present some evidence that Trump once had something resembling a command of the English language, and that his lack of vocabulary was indicative of recent mental decay.

I stand corrected.  It appears that he always talked like this.

I remember the 80s quite clearly.  He was a shitnozzle then, he's a shitnozzle now.

[Cain]

He doesn't even drink, so this is inexplicable.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-reportedly-tries-to-call-world-leaders-at-odd-hours-and-has-to-be-reminded-of-different-time-zones-on-a-constant-basis/ar-BBLSvMC?ocid=spartanntp

Early-stage senile dementia is as good an explanation as any.

Not unless he's had it since he was 22.

He got it when he was 22 because he was in another time zone and it progressed faster.

[Abbot Mythos]

Roger Stone Posts, Deletes Swastika-Filled Image Of Trump Crew

As per the article:

'Trump confidante Roger Stone on Tuesday posted on Instagram, and then deleted, a photoshopped image prominently showing him and other Trump affiliates wearing swastikas.

The caption reads: "I love this — proud to be in this crew — but the only lies being told are by the liberal scumbags  #maga #republican #infowars"'

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/roger-stone-posts-deletes-swastika-filled-image-of-trump-crew

Maybe Stone plans to pursue an insanity defense, after his eventual indictment.

But, it makes me wonder, yet again, where do these people come from in the first place?!

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

He doesn't even drink, so this is inexplicable.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-reportedly-tries-to-call-world-leaders-at-odd-hours-and-has-to-be-reminded-of-different-time-zones-on-a-constant-basis/ar-BBLSvMC?ocid=spartanntp

Early-stage senile dementia is as good an explanation as any.

Not unless he's had it since he was 22.

Early-onset then

[Cain]

So this happened today:

[Abbot Mythos]

Okay ... and Scotland needs him because?

[Doktor Howl]

So this happened today:

You are of course going to extract the mickey?

[Cain]

I actually kinda have a soft spot for the Mooch.  He didn't sell out his former employees at SkyBridge when he left, and he saw through Bannon's bullshit.  That automatically puts him in the top 0.5% of Trump appointees in morality and IQ.

[Doktor Howl]

I actually kinda have a soft spot for the Mooch.  He didn't sell out his former employees at SkyBridge when he left, and he saw through Bannon's bullshit.  That automatically puts him in the top 0.5% of Trump appointees in morality and IQ.

Sure, but that shouldn't prevent you from fucking with him some.  I mean, what you say is true, but it's like saying he's the sharpest kid on the short bus.

[Cain]

True.  Interestingly, he seems to have followed me after I tweeted about Erik Prince and Trump reconsidering his "let mercs pacify Afghanistan" plan...lets see if I can figure out what his interest is first.