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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2700 on: June 13, 2019, 01:53:59 pm »

What a meme  :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2702 on: June 14, 2019, 03:31:22 am »
Republican blocks bill requiring campaigns to alert FBI to foreign assistance

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There's no sense getting worked up about it now.  This is the new normal.  The republic is as dead as yesterday's fish sandwich.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2703 on: June 15, 2019, 02:21:27 am »
Republican blocks bill requiring campaigns to alert FBI to foreign assistance

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There's no sense getting worked up about it now.  This is the new normal.  The republic is as dead as yesterday's fish sandwich.

The most you can do is wait and watch for a chance to stick your thumb in their eye.

Funny how it's always like one holdout--taking it for the team. Last time it was John Rose with the disaster relief bill :argh!:

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2704 on: June 15, 2019, 06:42:17 am »
Republican blocks bill requiring campaigns to alert FBI to foreign assistance

Complicit motherfuc...

There's no sense getting worked up about it now.  This is the new normal.  The republic is as dead as yesterday's fish sandwich.

The most you can do is wait and watch for a chance to stick your thumb in their eye.

Funny how it's always like one holdout--taking it for the team. Last time it was John Rose with the disaster relief bill :argh!:

One day, they will all be made to "sneeze into the basket," but I fear that day is not happening this month.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2705 on: June 16, 2019, 02:14:19 pm »
She's very close friends with an attorney who is a very close friend of the Russian oligarch who helps to bankroll the NRA.

Just saying.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2706 on: June 20, 2019, 06:22:02 am »
Trump admin is now arguing it does not need to provide soap or toothbrushes to detained immigrant children.

But the real outrage is them being referred to as "concentration camps", remember.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2707 on: June 20, 2019, 09:38:38 pm »
A thousand tiny little cruelties. But what's a lifetime of bad teeth when you've already got CPTSD and an attachment disorder?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2708 on: June 20, 2019, 10:30:05 pm »
Oh, oh, I can answer this!

Actually not much. When the mental damage piles up high enough, basic maintenance of your health becomes really hard. The little things that tell most people something is wrong and should be addressed get buried under the whomping massive signals that everything is wrong forever and cant be fixed.

I have trouble recognizing when Im thirsty, hungry and tired, these things blend into my emotional damage. I have to concentrate to differentiate sickness from depression. My health is so bad that I actively have to avoid thinking too hard about it or Ill make it worse by way of stress responses.

And Id argue that my life was, at the absolute worst, no more than equal to the luckiest kids there. And Im as fucked up as I said above.

So yeah. The teeth will very likely be a drop in the bucket. If the Hep A outbreak going around the homeless community right now breaks in, they might well have trouble recognizing /that./ All of which makes it even more important to provide the tools to keep their health up in the first place, but our brilliant pile of toxic fucking waste in the throne room disagrees, so who am I to question?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2709 on: June 21, 2019, 12:44:54 am »

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2710 on: June 21, 2019, 12:53:01 am »
Trump admin is now arguing it does not need to provide soap or toothbrushes to detained immigrant children.

But the real outrage is them being referred to as "concentration camps", remember.

:lol:

If George Takei calls them concentration camps, I'll take his word for it.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2711 on: June 21, 2019, 01:50:50 am »
"The cruelty is the point."

Oh, I know that intimately and on multiple levels. It's just an observation.

Also, denying them soap is how you create conditions for one hell of an epidemic, come to think of it.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2712 on: June 21, 2019, 03:10:19 am »
"The cruelty is the point."

Oh, I know that intimately and on multiple levels. It's just an observation.

Also, denying them soap is how you create conditions for one hell of an epidemic, come to think of it.

And when disease doesn't do the job fast enough, they will "go up the stack."

I've heard this joke before.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2714 on: June 21, 2019, 05:26:14 am »
No, there sure are, and those words are rotten filth caked pigfucking cartoon caricature Ebenezer Scrooge demons.

Followed by five minutes of incoherent yelling at the blank space you imagine the two aforementioned rotten filth caked pigfucking cartoon caricature Ebenezer Scrooge demons to be in.

Then ambulance sirens after the blood pressure spikes high enough to bust a leak that works as a fine water jet cutter.
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