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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2865 on: September 12, 2019, 03:29:27 pm »
https://apnews.com/407359c5f3134d62af0ed935d748e59d

Apparently, Nadler is the only dem with balls enough to call an impeachment investigation an impeachment investigation.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2866 on: September 12, 2019, 08:27:56 pm »
at least one of them isn't pussy footing around it.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2867 on: September 12, 2019, 09:11:23 pm »
Whoopsie.

https://www.apnews.com/69d55e2262d34f6d8934c10705ab0c59

It's almost as if reducing revenue reduces revenue.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2868 on: September 12, 2019, 09:24:22 pm »
Who could've predicted?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2869 on: September 13, 2019, 12:07:24 pm »
Certainly not the guy in charge. He has a proven track record of having zero fucking idea how business works :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2870 on: September 13, 2019, 02:26:12 pm »
Certainly not the guy in charge. He has a proven track record of having zero fucking idea how business works :lulz:

His followers are a hoot.  There's all these news stories about schools on military bases not being built, etc, due to money being diverted to the wall.

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Me:  ""Programmed money" means "money given to contractors like Raytheon".  It also includes the soldier's pay.  However, it does NOT include things like schools, etc, for their children.  Why do you hate our soldiers and their families?"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2871 on: September 15, 2019, 07:17:13 am »
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/09/14/jeremy-corbyn-could-pass-us-intelligence-russia-donald-trump/

 :lulz:

Apparently these people don't seem to get that idiot is perfectly capable of passing us intel to Vlad himself, Corbyn not required to pass notes in class.

The main attack line is Corbyn asked for evidence. The bastard.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2872 on: September 15, 2019, 07:55:43 am »
And Trump not only passed on Israeli intelligence to Russia, he was seen as such a significant security threat by the CIA that they pulled a source - with direct access to Vladimir Putin, the kind who could provide transcripts of his meetings - over fears of Trump's unreliability.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2873 on: September 15, 2019, 02:17:00 pm »
OMFG... it'll be interesting if they ever get fed up enough with his orangutan shennanigans enough to "fix" the issue. Never thought I'd pine for the days of the old school CIA with their MKULTRA and defenestrations.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2874 on: September 16, 2019, 04:23:13 pm »
OMFG... it'll be interesting if they ever get fed up enough with his orangutan shennanigans enough to "fix" the issue. Never thought I'd pine for the days of the old school CIA with their MKULTRA and defenestrations.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2876 on: September 17, 2019, 06:23:17 pm »
I called it, you know.

The idea of collective security on any arrangement other than a financial one is completely unfathomable to Trump. Everything is a transaction and the terms are always "how much, and in non-sequential bills".

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2877 on: September 17, 2019, 07:21:11 pm »
Yes. Yes you did.

I believe he more or less explicitly stated durimg his campaign that that would be how he would run a war/conflict.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2878 on: September 17, 2019, 07:35:56 pm »
He did, though I also said specifically in the current situation he'd make his actually doing anything conditional on payment.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2879 on: September 17, 2019, 10:02:05 pm »

Great! Now i can feel like i live in the world of Metal Gear Solid 4
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