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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3195 on: November 12, 2019, 05:04:17 pm »
https://apnews.com/872535d7f5b34a0986d719a3088fdf52

And Trump gets caught in another lie to congress.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3196 on: November 12, 2019, 05:43:44 pm »
https://apnews.com/52b6a16fa159457b907cc90c4846d6a0

Napalitano's views on the current impeachment process do not appear favorable to Dump.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3198 on: November 13, 2019, 04:37:37 am »
https://www.newsweek.com/leaked-stephen-miller-emails-breitbart-white-nationalist-racist-anti-immigration-splc-1471279

Anyone truly surprised?

Not really but I appreciate the reporting because this kind of shit gets normalized wayyyyy too easily. They will brazenly flash the ok sign, raise the flag back up on 8/8, casually drop the "14 words" on an official white House press release regarding the detention of children. Yeah, this fucker has to go years ago. Should have seen it coming when Jeff Sessions recommend his former coms director.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3199 on: November 13, 2019, 06:09:33 pm »
https://apnews.com/468e0bcb51e74822a1f8cc11627a1c0d

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Moments after the hearings began, his reelection machine sent out an email blast: ďFAKE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS HAVE BEGUN! ... I WANT TO RAISE 3 MILLION DOLLARS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS.Ē

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3200 on: November 13, 2019, 06:26:21 pm »
He mad.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3201 on: November 13, 2019, 07:16:49 pm »
 :lulz: Woooooo!
ďI am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3202 on: November 13, 2019, 07:24:59 pm »
I get those emails. They are as crazycakes as you would expect them to be.

Here's the whole thing:

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FAKE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS HAVE BEGUN!


Jerry,

The Democrats are playing a sick game.

The Impeachment Scam hearings begin today! This is a complete Fake Hearing (trial) to interview Never Trumpers and a Pelosi-Schiff SCAM against the Republican Party and me.

Itís obvious they hate me, but more importantly, they HATE YOU. The Democrats know they canít win in 2020, so they want to rip the power from your hands by ERASING your VOTE, ERASING your VOICE, and ERASING your FUTURE!

BOTTOM LINE: THIS WITCH HUNT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PROCEED.

The Radical Left and Lamestream Media are just trying to make it hard for TRUE AMERICANS, including YOUR PRESIDENT, to win in 2020. We canít let them get away with this.

Itís time to make a statement. I want to do something so EPIC that even the FAKE NEWS media wonít be able to ignore us while these baseless Witch Hunt Trials go on.
 
I WANT TO RAISE 3 MILLION DOLLARS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS.

These next 24 hours are SO CRITICAL, that Iíve authorized an EMERGENCY DOUBLE-MATCH on ALL DONATIONS. 

Please contribute $5 in the NEXT 24 HOURS to stand with me against the Fake Impeachment Hoax and your gift will automatically be DOUBLE-MATCHED. >>



Together, we are going to show the degenerate Trump Haters that they cannot break us and that AMERICA will no longer tolerate their CORRUPT actions.

I canít do this alone, Jerry. Iím counting on my BEST supporters, like you, to stand with me now when it matters most. Donít let me down, the Nation is counting on you.

Iíve requested a list of every patriot who steps up with a critical contribution during the Fake Impeachment Hoax. I expect to see your name on that list.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 24 HOURS and your gift will be DOUBLED!
 
Thank you,


Donald J. Trump
President of the United States



The "List of names" of "patriots" who have contributed to his campaign being delivered to his desk for him to review is a very common theme in these emails.

Also, how did he "authorize" an "Automatic Double Mach" of donations? Who is matching it?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3203 on: November 13, 2019, 07:28:55 pm »
Actually, that was the second one, but they were both pretty similar. Mostly the same wording, just some slight variations in namecalling of the EVIL WICKED DEMOCRATS.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3204 on: November 13, 2019, 08:03:52 pm »
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Also, how did he "authorize" an "Automatic Double Mach" of donations? Who is matching it?

He's probably going to steal from another of his charities to pay for it.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3205 on: November 13, 2019, 08:06:41 pm »
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Also, how did he "authorize" an "Automatic Double Mach" of donations? Who is matching it?

He's probably going to steal from another of his charities to pay for it.

Or, he's just lying.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3206 on: November 13, 2019, 08:08:31 pm »
I'm having some difficulty believing this isn't satire.
"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in PADS AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3207 on: November 13, 2019, 08:08:59 pm »
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Also, how did he "authorize" an "Automatic Double Mach" of donations? Who is matching it?

He's probably going to steal from another of his charities to pay for it.

Or, he's just lying.

Yes, like all the "win a breakfast with Trump" competitions that never actually happened.


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3208 on: November 13, 2019, 08:21:36 pm »
Or the pay £100 to "apply" to be a Brexit party mp. Raised a few hundred thousand.

I believe the technical sales term for such lists is "suckers list". I would also assume that high net worth donors get something a touch more sophisticated. Or not, actually. Just that, you know, a semi competent person would.

And the double match thing is clearly a lie. If he had the wealth he claims, 3million is pocket change. But he isn't rich so I'm guessing that one of his places is about to go bang owing around 2.7 million as he recently settled the windfarm shit in Scotland at around 200k loss in legal fees.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3209 on: November 13, 2019, 08:27:48 pm »
All of you are correct, but the average MAGA freak doesn't care.  They are buying the illusion of inclusion, and they don't care that they know it's an illusion.
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