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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3330 on: December 03, 2019, 08:16:24 pm »
Impeachment document has been released.

https://apnews.com/2aad68c64968dc6f1a450052bbadb90f
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3331 on: December 05, 2019, 08:14:06 pm »
Hubris is a thing.

https://apnews.com/369498e4f3904d82ad88d90774c70534

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KYIV, Ukraine (AP) — President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani was in Ukraine on Thursday, reviving the efforts that landed him and Trump in the impeachment inquiry now roiling Washington.

Also, looks like articles of impeachment.

https://apnews.com/6ea344e9bf24d8a8b64c20a305c14305
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3332 on: December 05, 2019, 08:26:37 pm »
Prediction: Giuliani ends up Trump’s new bus bottom scrubber and nothing else comes of this. Giuliani gets mad, plays a card he had been holding onto and fails to make it stick among those who care. Ends up begging for forgiveness and continuing his current job of fucking himself in the ass in Europe, and again, nothing comes of it.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3334 on: December 10, 2019, 01:54:37 pm »
An interesting twist, though probably not a relevant one.

Steele was a spy. Spies collect contacts the way other people collect stamps...slightly obsessively, and with an eye for detail.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3335 on: December 10, 2019, 06:14:52 pm »
What the shit?  Steele and Ivanka knew each other for years before he wrote the dossier.

Were they ever lovers?

Does President Trump now get to act out his daughter having an orgasm at one of his rallies?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3336 on: December 10, 2019, 06:55:31 pm »
So, two articles of impeachment.  Obstruction and abuse of power.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3337 on: December 10, 2019, 07:05:01 pm »
For now i hope...hard to think they wouldnt want to wait for the SCOTUS ruling on Deutsche Bank and the 2 Mazars cases.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3338 on: December 10, 2019, 07:12:38 pm »
It's in their best interests to drag the process out.

The more they can make this the impeachment election, the better.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3339 on: December 11, 2019, 02:33:01 pm »
Aaaand 45's campaign staff released a cringe video of him as Thanos.
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/trump-releases-video-of-him-as-thanos-the-villain-who-commits-genocide
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3340 on: December 11, 2019, 04:23:48 pm »
Oh boy, The Mouse wont like that, and The Mouse crushed bigger people for less.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3341 on: December 11, 2019, 11:11:00 pm »
Aaaand 45's campaign staff released a cringe video of him as Thanos.
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/trump-releases-video-of-him-as-thanos-the-villain-who-commits-genocide

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3342 on: December 16, 2019, 02:51:10 pm »
This impeachment slog so far is like sitting in the dentist's office in a prison, and the waiting room TV just shows that scene from Schindler's list where the little girl's jacket is moving along the conveyor.

Everyone on both sides thinks they're doomed, and everyone is right.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3343 on: December 18, 2019, 01:01:41 am »
Yep. One of those moments where it really should be worth it to watch CSPAN but alas, it is not.

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Chinese authorities have granted preliminary approval for dozens of Trump-branded businesses, expanding his commercial empire and raising further conflicts of interest, say lawyers.

The 38 trademarks include new hotels, spas, escort and concierge services, massage parlors, personal security services and insurance, according to public documents.
Talk about him being God's Chosen, huh?  :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3344 on: December 19, 2019, 03:17:01 am »
Impeachment passed on both charges.

https://apnews.com/d78192d45b176f73ad435ae9fb926ed3

Gabbard, of course, voted "present."   :lulz:
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